#i dont like fanon purple male hawke ok im sorry

[sunflowerdales]

wait the bisexual explanation as to why sebastian isn't romanceable to male hawke is because sebastian's just not into them is kinda hilarious actually

especially as the fanon garrett is kinda a jerk but everyone acts like hawke is irresistible yet this smoking hot bisexual priest is just not into garrett is so funny

#i dont like fanon purple male hawke ok im sorry #but also in canon hawke is kinda a jerk anyway even when youre trying to be nice #so its just incredibly hilarious to me that sebastians just not interested in him