#i dont think thisll start a crazy ask chain youre safe

[cocksley-and-catapult]

i know nobody in your inbox can ever behave so hopefully this doesn’t start a cascade of deranged asks but i just need you to know that to my eyes cocksley is literally the quintessential east coast megalopolis jewish boy. i went to hebrew school with like ten guys who could be passed off as humansona versions of him. in my mind he went to hebrew school until his bar mitzvah and then never went back again and his parents literally introduce him as a nice jewish boy even though there is very clearly something wrong with him (he’s actually the much more common annoying jewish boy. this is an entirely separate thing from the very clear wrong with him thing). he oscillates rapidly between being the whitest boy at this indian restaurant and casually mentioning the time his grandpa ran over a nazi with his truck in the 70s and not elaborating at all. ive been thinking this about him since like issue 78 or something and now i literally can’t think of him otherwise. every time he’s ever mentioned christianity has made this hc like ten times funnier because it’s like man you don’t even go there why are YOU so messed up about it and honestly same. i know this comic has been predicated since the beginning on people interpreting whatever they want from the intentional lack of solid plot and answers so it doen’t really make a difference if this makes like, any sense to anyone else but just know that cocksley is a huge hit with the Annoying Jew Club (me) 👍

#c&c asks #i want you to know that the sheer length and detail of this ask caught me so off guard that i laughed until my head hurt #when has he mentioned christianity.. #i dont think thisll start a crazy ask chain youre safe #wouldnt be the worst thing to have an insane ask chain about #all things considered #cool headcanon