#i enjoy linebeck being kinda weird n off-putting but he cant achieve the tonal dissonance of ganondorf liking lots of sugar in coffee

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ok so now that it has been brought to my attention that ganon in animal crossing likes to have the max amount of sugar in his coffee im having ganonbeck thoughts about it. he and linebeck get/make coffee or whatever and linebeck takes it black and forgets to drink any of it bc hes distracted by ganondorf damn near spooning an entire container of sugar into his coffee

#i think ive heard the animal crossing ganon coffee thing before but never like. processed it #salty talks #ganonbeck #ganondorf #linebeck #i think linebecks taste buds are fucked he def has sensory issues related to food but he can handle some of the spiciest or most bitter shi #he usually only eats when it starts to hurt and typically puts like. making sure he doesnt starve above actually enjoying it #anyways black coffee actively looks for the darkest roast he wants that shit to snap him awake via taste #cuz caffeine probably doesnt work well on him. i dont imagine caffeine does much for ganondorf either he just adds sugar for a nice time #i enjoy linebeck being kinda weird n off-putting but he cant achieve the tonal dissonance of ganondorf liking lots of sugar in coffee