#i feel like he'd had a running dark sarcastic commentary on everything but that's the onmy line i remember

[andromeda3116]

had an extremely vivid dream in the ten minutes after hitting the snooze button in which an impeccably-dressed british tutor with white-blond hair in a somewhat unfortunate haircut showed up at my door. he was very open about being transmasc, and joked about charging me 15% extra for it, but was instantly like "wait no i was joking" when i said "sure!" i showed him around campus, because for some reason i was a) back in college, b) studying... boston?, c) at a campus that looked exactly like my alma mater, and yet which d) was somehow still in texas

the clearest memory i have is of showing him an expansive food court (actually i think it was the cafeteria at my workplace) and him making the absolutely scathing comment about "can't imagine a better campus to get shot on"

so apparently in between hitting the snooze button and the alarm going back off, i met a really cool guy who, with the exception of needing a better haircut (it looked like a bowl cut) was instantly my best friend/potential love interest

and now i have to go to work

#honestly someone steal this character #he was great #i feel like he'd had a running dark sarcastic commentary on everything but that's the onmy line i remember #he was attractive and clean shaven and slender #and taller than me (although i'm short so that doesn't say much) #and a tutor in some kind of liberal art although i can't remember which #i wasn't surprised to find him at my apartment #which incidentally wasn't actually my apartment #it looked more like the house the author lives in in the ''calliope'' episode of the sandman #idk why he was *so vivid* in my dream and yet totally unfamiliar #i have no recollection of his face which i think is normal for dreams? #i remember seeing somewhere that you can't make up faces in your dreams; they're all someone you've seen before #i don't believe in premonitions but you know what? #if this means the universe is planning to send me this guy please do so soon