#i go and get me Bread And Seasoned Oil because i'm a medieval italian apparently and i'm sitting eating it

[dredshirtroberts]

apparently escaping the car from its ice prison included such characters as "the ducks of hazard" and "the council of Dads" because More Man was needed to shove it out of the Deep Fucking Ice Wells that the wheels were trapped in.

hopefully it'll stay unstuck because either these men appeared from nowhere or there was a moving truck that provided them that will not be there tomorrow morning lol.

#ty to G and Vex for escaping my car from its wintry dungeon #also to the random group of guys who observed the proceedings #i'm chilling in my room G comes in and is like ''I'm going to work on getting the car out'' and that's cool #i go and get me Bread And Seasoned Oil because i'm a medieval italian apparently and i'm sitting eating it #and suddenly i'm hit with ''council of dads'' and ''ducks of hazard'' in quick succession after the initial ''we freed the car'' message #and i'm just like???? these are words you are saying i don't know if these are two different things or the same thing or what's happening #but yay!! #i'm still Relatively Unclear on the proceedings and i feel like that is important to understand here #my enjoyment and humor is because i have no idea what's going on but i'm delighted that it was a successful venture however it happened lol