#i go full *WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SITTTT*

[gardenerian]

i said this to my partner and he looked at me like i had two heads, so i’m gonna try it out on all of you: in terms of like. instant gratification, i firmly believe there’s nothing better than stainless steel cleaner like muaaaahhh chef’s fuckin kiss

#i didn’t say it like that aldjsk #that would have been deserving of the look he gave me #i can’t SEE the looks yall are giving me #so i’m assuming you’re all nodding enthusiastically #this is adulthood huh #excited about cleaners #i was MAD when we moved in bc i didn’t want to have to worry about keeping it shiny #but MAN is it fun to make it shiny #anyways. #gonna go freak out over windex next #maybe pledge #MOTHER EFFIN SCRUBBING BUBBLESSSSS??? #can you tell i have company coming #i go full *WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SITTTT* #okay bye akdjsk