#i got a stye and was using a freshly boiled egg to apply heat to my eye last night and apparently fell asleep

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I woke up in the middle of the night holding a hardboiled egg and got so confused I almost cried....

#elo rants #for context #i got a stye and was using a freshly boiled egg to apply heat to my eye last night and apparently fell asleep #then woke up with the egg still in my hand #my sleep muddled mind could not comprehend the egg so I legitimately started tearing up I was so confused #the egg worked wonders tho my eye is much better #i just don't know how I got it out of the sock I originally had it in.... #this is both the funniest and most confounding thing that has ever happened to me