#i knowwwww in the book where they kissed she’d been time bullshitty aged back down to a teenager too but like. my god

[gaylittleguys]

hey actually what was up with the artemis fowl series suddenly pivoting to make the grown adult woman a love interest for the teenage boy. like I’ve blocked everything after the first 4 books from my mind bc I hate them for many reasons but like. genuinely what the fuck.

#made worse I think by the new movie making Holly a child as well I think #(I don’t know I didn’t watch it and I’ll never watch it out of spite) #artemis fowl was one of The most influential book series for me personally I loved them dearly #(again. only the first 4 tho) #I HATED 5. it’s the only one I do not own. bc I disliked it that much. #but seriously pivoting the relationship between a literal child and a grown adult woman to be even kind of romantic is weird right #i knowwwww in the book where they kissed she’d been time bullshitty aged back down to a teenager too but like. my god #sorry I’ve had these grievances for nearly a decade now #anyway. I doubt anybody cares about this series lmao #also I must say I’m a niche butch Holly/transfem Trouble t4t lesbian truther it needs to be said #(i am the only correct person about artemis fowl thanks) #.doc #actually I must continue. I loved holly that was a real blow to her character. also no adaption has ever done her right. #theyve always made her too feminine. she’s got SHORT SHORT hair and brown skin and a hooked nose and literally nobody ever depicts her as s