#i may be eastern european by descent but im western european by culture and good fucking god just give me a beer please

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

Besides impostor syndrome the main reason I'm just not cut out to study what I'm studying is that after a conference all my eastern european/central asian friends say "let's go get a drink!" And I go with, not knowing that their idea of "getting a drink" is straight vodka out of water glasses for five straight hours.

Anyway this is how I end up at 4am eating a big mac.

#i think i hold my alcohol better than most #and i can drink straight vodka and appreciate it with the rest of them #but god my slovakian and polish friends are on another level #i may be eastern european by descent but im western european by culture and good fucking god just give me a beer please #to caveat by 'hold my alcohol better than most' im a 5"3 woman who doesnt eat at all