#i mean it's a standing joke that my longest relationships are with nerdy mixed-race bisexuals from South London who are over 6ft

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my partners are gonna start streaming together next week and they're both SUPER hype about it and as someone who doesn't game or at all enjoy watching twitch streams I am simply sitting here areyouwinningson.jpg

like fuck yeah have a great time together tear it up I will be in the next room doing something else 😘😘😘

#it's so nice though like they've always got on but this is something that's just for them to hang out as friends #and they've been chatting about it for months like coming up with names for the stream and thinking about what games to play #and coming up with increasingly ridiculous puns and bits #Sam's gota really nice streaming setup together #it's gonna be cute #they're calling it kofi assam i think which is a delightfully multilayered pun #like it's got both their names. it's managing to pun both on tea and coffee and on kofi annan for some reason #and it's got a little nod to both of their mixed race identities bc Kofi is obviously a name that connects kofi to their ghanaian heritage #and assam bc Sam's grandparents moved here from India #(i don't think from Assam i think they were from further south but I'm not sure) #(and anyway the pun is great you can't win em all) #(''''''i think they were from further south'''' i mean MOST of the country is further south than Assam) #anyway it's gonna be cut great they're two very different people in many ways but also very similar in many others #i mean it's a standing joke that my longest relationships are with nerdy mixed-race bisexuals from South London who are over 6ft #and also have similar names #and also just fucking. get on the same wavelength At Me every time we hang out #they're great they're fun sometimesi have to tell them to stop tag team explaining video games at me #red said