#i mean physical flexibility btw like im just not very stretchy or flexible unfortunately u_u

[whomturgled]

i'm not like other girls, i'm not a girl (but not not a girl) and a witch cursed me with looking, like, 15 forever. when i WAS 15 i got a bad grade in flexibility, and by extension being a woman, because i guess theyre Supposed to be flexible. also i'm autistic

#there was another version of this post that got even more specific bjt #but* i think its funnier and more relatable like this #i mean physical flexibility btw like im just not very stretchy or flexible unfortunately u_u #jokes on my phys ed teacher when i started transitioning a year or so later #anyway today one of my supervisors asked what grade im in. im 24. #the other day one asked if this was My First Job (ever). #like i can not catch a break 🤧 #and i think at work i should have a hat or something that says im autistic please dont talk to me or ill say something weird #just to like. save everyone some time and grief. #feel free to rb if u too have goofy baby lookin ass disease and are autistic and have some gender going on