#i need the logistics though. 90% of men went because of the oath to helen?? so why would they go for menelaus?

[menelaiad]

anon i need you to know i’m losing my damn mind

#achileid.txt #the mere thought of a) helen raising an army to get her husband back #and b) aga being in said army to get his brother back from a gay love affair #i screenshotted it because im keeping this ask. close to my heart and soul. #imagine it like some slapstick cartoon?? and he just grabs someone in a sack and runs back to troy #and he opens the sack and its menelaus not helen #and he's like 'shit' #and hector is just ' :||| what is this ? ' #BOOK 3 WOULD ABSOLUTELY SLAP THOUGH LIKE YES HELEN GO QUEEN #i need the logistics though. 90% of men went because of the oath to helen?? so why would they go for menelaus? #because agamemnon told them to? thats even better #odysseus: *crushes can against his head* lets go get save ur brother from that twink