#i never stick to one thing HOW are yall not leaving en masse

[lukeskqwalker]

my line of thinking is that if i post enough untamed stuff then i'll either a) make more mdzs friends or b) lose followers and both are a lowkey a plus so

#CLARIFICATION: i do not actually mind yall following me obviously this is a public blog its just funny and also wild to be perceived #im sorry i really am but i Am baffled by this number that keeps going up and never goes down like guys!! im a mess!!! #i never stick to one thing HOW are yall not leaving en masse #hit me up if you would like to sob and wail loudly with me over this delightful necromantic comedy/tragedy two in one #ok but seriously all of my friends are like 'yeah lol i lost so many followers for posting x' WHY ARE YOU NOT LEAVING #I CHANGE SO OFTEN WHAT #im not WANTING people to leave but im just. so confused. #i dont MAKE THINGS and when i do i dont make multiple things for the same fandom #i make one (1) post about it and then i vanish into a vapor #ok but to be fair i guess i do put stuff in a queue if i notice im posting a lot of it #like if i go into a tag i always put it all in a queue so yall dont have 500 at once #gotta introduce it slowly. like when youre changing your cats petfood brand. #thats how you catch em #hello. can you tell i do not want to study for my test anymore. anyway. #here is a joke if you get this far #one sec i have to actually think of a joke #i just googled 'good joke' and this one was on a minion meme photo that was very grainy so prepare yourself for the best joke of all time #'there are three kinds of people in the world. those who are good at math and those who are not.' thank you facebook moms #everyone say 'go to bed sam' #this is a joke. i will not. i will wail 'no' like a petulant child. and then i will laugh. #evilly. #if this shows up in any tag at all i will be mortified #to sum up: watch untamed. minion mom joke. patrick star 'who are you people' meme. #will i delete this in the morning? perchance.