#i see the xeno-ness but SPIKE??? spike?? spike who eats mayonaise and thinks its yoghurt??

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this is your otto hightower everybody.   im falling TF out i cant 🤣

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#otto hightower is xenophilius lovegood and spike (notting hill) #i see the xeno-ness but SPIKE??? spike?? spike who eats mayonaise and thinks its yoghurt?? #spike who runs out of clothes and wears hugh grants snorkling suit and PERSCRIPTION goggles?? #spike?!!!! IS OTTO HIGHTOWER. spike. spike the roommate. #spike who flexes in front of a mirror in his busted grey briefs after paparazzi photos and says nice briefs. chicks dig grey... #then makes his lil but clap with emphasis as he continues with nICE. FIRM. ButtoCKS #otto HIGHTOWER in 1999 said to hugh grant and julia roberts — 'just going to the kitchen to get some food...' #'then im gonna tell you a story that'll make ur balls shrink to the size of raisins' #ooc. out of ink ⋯ skye posts #v. crack content