#i shouldn't need to specify that these are ocs and none of them exist but there's always people out there yk

[allpromarlo]

shaedon sharpe is gonna wear #17, huh...

#so he just gone steal youngjae's jersey number? #i'm kidding y'all calm down #i shouldn't need to specify that these are ocs and none of them exist but there's always people out there yk #but anyways i just got informed that shaedon has a 49 inch vertical and i wanna say...what in the goddamn #FOURTY NINE INCHES? ON GOD? JUST LIKE THAT? #that's a wilt chamberlain ass vertical the fuck you mean 49 inches #so in my universe they have youngjae (54) sharpe (49) ant (44) and greg brown (45)...that's a dunk contest lineup #those rims and backboards are going to be TIREDDDD #to be fair there's probably been a moment where youngjae ripped the backboard off its hinges #with his 7'1 300 lbs ass #he's a freak of nature what can i say #but so is our new blorbo #so i guess it checks out #the portland trail blazers (duskverse): where athletic bastards come to prosper #amen above and beyond brother #nba #portland trail blazers #shaedon sharpe #i need a passive aggressive nickname tag for him hollon #rose writes #oc: youngjae park