#i want her to be angry a lot but not like an oppressed sitcom wife who cant leave her husband.

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im realizing that that kind of gives sitcom couple vibes, and oh i hate that, sitcom hisband and wife couples are the WORST they are just mean to each other in the worst way

i want more like. elaborate prank wars, maybe..... possibly kismeses-lite.

#i want her to be angry a lot but not like an oppressed sitcom wife who cant leave her husband. #i want her to get enraged but like in a fun way #and when edwards like *snickers* she can round on him and be like OH YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?? YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO?????? #and then hes like MAYBE I DO and then they like. wrestle. and i know hes a vampire but somehow she still holds her own #and wins like 50% of their grapples #because shes willing to pull hair n shit and he always squawks indignantly THATS CHEATING #children. dumb idiot childrn essentialy. i want him to stop actig all Cool and be reduced to an affectionate scuffle in a tesco parking lot #everyone who meets him: Wow There Goes The Suavest Man Who Ever Lived #*they see him around bella for five minutes* hm. perhaps we were wrong #tlb