#i want to have a feral cat colony patrolling my alley for rats

[thejessleigh]

Listen, so. I love my condo. It’s great. I’m very lucky to be able to have it. But someday I’m gonna get a _house_ and then I’m gonna rip the lawn all up to hell and replace it with clover and chamomile and it will be great. I will let it grow wild and not tend to it even if the neighbors complain. In fact, neighbors can take all the chamomile they want. I don’t give a shit. Free herbs! Ground cover that doesn’t suck balls.

This post brought to you by frustration with my condo association’s incessant group texts about the garden now that it’s (kind of) warming up in Chicago.

#chicago #lawn #lawn care #ground cover #condo associations #condo #i want a house #i want that house to be the weird witchy house that kids dare each other to trespass onto #i want to offer cryptic advice and mysterious gifts to the children brave enough to rescue a stray basketball from my yard #i want to plant catnip #i want to have a feral cat colony patrolling my alley for rats #i want to open all the windows when i bake and have the smell of cookies wafting out from my house on crisp autumn evenings #but i also want to play screams and unsettling noises on a high quality speaker in my living room #so that no one quite knows what the fuck is going on #over at my awesome spooky house at the end of the street #may day #may day thoughts #mayday thoughts #i want to host poker nights #and costume parties #and never ever ever worry if the grass is getting too high