#i will bleach larp my way straight into their office

[bleachbleachbleach]

Being really far gone for Bleach is such a good coping mechanism. I say this so genuinely, ahahaha; I love a good Bleach LARP. Because it lets you get mail from your insurance agency that’s like “blah blah blah X changed and your rates are going to go up unless you DON’T want this liability coverage that is completely irrelevant to your situation, in which case please send us [form with an 8-word long title that is not enclosed, and with no send destination listed] within 15 days.” And you can look at the date of the letter and think, ah, 15 days from then. I see. So TOMORROW?

But it’s all good because mentally you’re like, ah, mail from Soul Society. In character. As usual. Acceptable!

#i have located the 8-word long title form #which i'll note *also* does not list where it should be sent #at least government forms often do! #and sent a very pleasant email to the lady who sent me the original insurance binder #if she doesn't reply by tomorrow this state is sorely mistaken if they think i will not call someone and drive this form to their door #i will bleach larp my way straight into their office #no brain just bleach