#i’m gonna hush now sksksksksks sorry

[thehappiestgolucky]

Look I'll admit I'm not well versed with Monster Hunter. But I do know that cat people make godly looking food and I feel like Hornet and Leon will appreciate that. (especially after leons been roughing It in the wilderness for a while)

THE FELYNE CHEFS!! FELYNE CHEFS MY FUCKING BELOVED

They’re a staple in the Monster Hunter games because, fun fact, those meals are a mechanic! They provide a boost to the hunter before a hunt - example extended health, stamina, more defense, or skills that can stop them from wasting a faint once! It’s a really fun and in world mechanic that doesn’t take away from the game and promotes preparing before a hunt. There has been so many times my arse was saved because I got the right food buffs for the right situation.

Unfortunately, Monster Hunter Stories being a spin off (and a real good one at that) follows more of the traditional RPG levelling and buff structure, so these glorious meals aren’t a mechanic in game and so - no in game felyne chef. BUT that doesn’t mean there aren’t - especially in the hunters town because it’s… a hunters town.

ANYWAY, yes I love these chefs, their food looks glorious and they’re all fun characters too. I’m the pickiest eater alive and yet I’d eat their food in a heartbeat, hell I’m getting hungry even looking at the images. The first one is called Grammeowster Chef and I love her with all my heart she’s just an old granny and her food looks so so so fucking good-

They’re wonderful and I love them and to bring it round to the blorbo run - yes my god Leon and Hornet deserve to have one of their meals. Poor Leon is being dragged through the bush to try and survive for a while and Hornet - when was the last time that girl HAD such a lavish meal? She’s been running on scrap survival mode. I think she wouldn’t even know where to START eating-

I’m keeping this under keep reading because I don’t wanna hijack the ask but sksksk genuinely this is my favourite game franchise ever and I cannot recommend trying the free Stories 2 demo enough. If you’re a fan of Pokemon and can handle the camera and flashiness of the game it’s - it’s so fucking good. It’s what I want Pokemon to be at. No i’m not blatantly promoting it aha 👀💦

#happy screms #doodles #the blorbo run #listen. i get even the slightest prompt to talk about THE special interest. i get a lil unhinged #i don’t get to talk about it a lot because monster hunter is real niche. understandable #it’s a tough game to get into with all its mechanics and some people can be wierdly gate keepy with it ech #plus the flashing images and camera can really not be good. but stories does help with a lot of those problems #it’s bright and has flashing lights still but it’s a traditional turn based rpg #and it’s not easy either! you have to learn the mechanics or you WILL get stomped! #and i LOVE It #and the cutscenes are all rendered so beautifully and the voice acting is real good sometimes #fuck i could go on sksksksksks #the cat people btw are called felyne #they’re a type of small monster technically!! and they’re part of variants in teh class of Lynians #felynes that help hunters are called Palicos :) #i’m gonna hush now sksksksksks sorry