#i’ve said this before but italian barty is such a war crime 😭 when he pulls up in the fanfiction like Ciao

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#i’ve said this before but italian barty is such a war crime 😭 when he pulls up in the fanfiction like Ciao #my balkan king…… you were meant to be wearing the lowest waisted pants ever at an albanian nightclub #i just feel that he has a sort of innate hunted-animal raggedy desperation to him. & a Guardedness. that is not giving big italian family #yeah he is manspreading at a tiny cafe table smoking a cigarette for breakfast but like. that’s a tortured rich boy from Dubrovnik #his little wizened grandma is telling him that if he sits by an open window he’ll die #croatian barty truthers rise….. #and then you get yugoslav barty if it’s canon compliant. all we know how to do is win