#i'm going back to my regular save where my githyanki girlfriend just talked me into a demon deal

[neraiutsuze]

i caved and went back to an old save right at the start of act ii, just so that in my head in one universe ryse and karlach could be together. broke up with lae'zel before she got serious about Us. all set for things to kick off.

....THIS TIME, WYLL FUCKIN JUMPED IN TO COCKBLOCK. APPARENTLY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS JUST SITTING THERE PINING THIS WHOLE TIME, AND ME BREAKING UP WITH LAE'ZEL WAS PRIME "SWEET DANCING MOMENT IN THE STARS" FOR MR BLADE OF FRONTIERS. I JOKED THAT SHADOWHEART WAS ALSO NURSING A SECRET CRUSH IN THIS LOVE TRIANGLE BUT NO!!!!! WYLL THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!! WAS THIS ENTIRE CAMP JUST WAITING FOR ME TO HOP OFF LAE'ZEL'S LAP FOR FIVE MINUTES SO THEY COULD SHOOT THEIR SHOT?????

and then i turned him down - of course, this was a Please Just Let Me Give Karlach The Sweet Fucking She Deserves save - and god, he looked so heartbroken and sad and - and - i didn't mean to reject you wyll i'm sorry i'm sORRY THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN--

#LARIAN I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO LET THE CAMP BE A COMFORTABLE AND LOVING POLY SHIP #I THOUGHT I COULD AVOID THIS BY BREAKING UP WITH LAE'ZEL WHEN IT WAS STILL JUST FUCKING!!! IT WAS FINE!!!! #SHE WAS LIKE 'HMPH YOUR LOSS W/E' AND DIDN'T CARE #BUT THEN I COULDN'T JUST MAKE IT WITH KARLACH WITHOUT HURTING WYLL???? #THE WITCH'S CURSE THAT MEANS THIS KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING TO RYSE IN EVERY UNIVERSE STRIKES AGAIN #miri plays bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i'm going back to my regular save where my githyanki girlfriend just talked me into a demon deal #and karlach is my bestie who's so so mad about it #and wyll is my hero bestie who i'm trying to counsel through the Everything that is happening with his dad