#i'm going to lose my mmmmmiiiindddd lmfoafvbhfvaj

[keeps-ache]

lemon is good on everything, lime is good on the things that are not everything, and so the world remains in balance

#just me hi #what is not Everything? most things‚ you'll find actually #but if it's most things then how is lemon good on everything? isn't that only Some things? mmmno :) #lime is good but only on specific foods that i've never had lemon with before. that's the only way it works sorry hbvfhsfv #lime tastes like peel and lemon tastes like the meat (flesh? meat ???? f... it's flesh right ??) #and sometimes i Have to have the peel. the universe [<- unknowable cravings] demands it #but usually there's no lime around so. just gotta bite the outside of the lemon lmao #which is actually Worse ?? it's Terrible hfsh #/KEY LIME PIE. it's good. so so good #/but anyway like lime is good with corny things. like tamales orrr... thiiiiings........ #top ten things my dad would never let go Hfvshfv #/we've been arguing about the colour pink for nearly a decade. we've been doin that since i was like 8-9 #'rose' is just 'pink'. be for realsies my guy #rose can be a shade but it is NOT it's own colour !!!! you wouldn't say 'emerald' if you Only meant green. i should start doing that... #'rOsE' get outta here hvfsh #//speaking of roses i just remembered i wanted to make chocolate-covered strawberries again #i wanted to do that last year but i. forgor hfbvhs #//WAIT and then my sibling has been telling me pink is just a shade of red #i'm going to lose my mmmmmiiiindddd lmfoafvbhfvaj #how am i fighting the same argument on opposite ends of the scale what !!!!!! #rose is pink but pink is NOT red !! pink is it's own colour it has it's own hues and temperatures and and and #JUST because you can get a light red (sort-of pink but i won't allow it Now) from it does NOT mean it's still red !! #is purple still blue?? is green still yellow ?? i'm going to commit a funkin crime!!!! #and then my MOM keeps telling me that VIVID-RED clothing is ORANGE. WHAT #I'M.. SOMEBODY SAVE ME #ORANGE??? it is OBVIOUSLY RED #i see NO yellow tinge in that mothertrucker put it BACK on the RACK and don't TALK to me #ORANGE. FVHDVHSF #we even had one of my siblinsg go and ask some employees if they were orange or red (very very nice ladies) and they said FIREY RED #MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR