#i've avoided facebook for months and only checked it today because i joined a group for 40k second edition

[jakey-beefed-it]

So there's... far too much to unpack with regard to these genuinely awful people we used to know through my shitbag nazi cousin- they were her shitbag nazi husband's shitbag nazi parents from eastern germany -but among their many, many, many objectionable qualities they saw fit to give me a weirdly horny advent calendar every christmas, where you like pluck the little window open and take the mediocre chocolate out and there's boobs underneath or whatever. And at the time we were trying so hard to just get along with these people* so I was like "right, different culture, nudity is much less taboo in Germany, this is probably a perfectly normal gift to give someone you barely know" and had to sort of go "Thhhhaaaaaaaanks!"

And like. Look. I'm straight (as Bob Belcher says, "I mean, I'm mostly straight) but I'm kinda low libido and/or demisexual idefk which and mostly, any sort of public acknowledgement of horniness just makes me slightly uncomfortable. And these women were... like I'm sure they're fine, I'm sure there are lots and lots of men who like that whole bleach-blonde plastic boobs spray tan kind of look or else it wouldn't have been a thing at various points in horny history, but I'm not one of those men, these women do not really appeal to me much at all. Like if they'd gotten me a 'flirty bespectacled goth nerdy girls' calendar it still would've been awkward as hell but at least a little more targeted, you know?

Anyhow this is getting off track. The point was that it was honestly the most painfully awkward part of a whole painfully awkward ordeal with these fucking people and so no, I don't want to respond to your fucking Facebook message ya freaks.

*knew the husband had some... dubious far-right ideas, weren't aware that he was a full-on goddamn nazi and that he'd gotten it from said parents

#like if you're gonna message my nearly monolingual ass you could at least run it through google translate first #I know you don't speak english but I don' #t speak german either ffs #boring personal bullshit #i've avoided facebook for months and only checked it today because i joined a group for 40k second edition #for the free old rules #so i can play an old dude in the neighborhood who runs the comic shop in his preferred edition #and while i was there i noticed theyv'e sent me messages #the cousin's husband's german parents have i mean