#ian: yes 🥰🙄😘

[mishervellous]

I love you and your big-brained headcanons!! Do you have any of petty Mickey? 😘

now anon don’t get it twisted, I love YOU 😤

so it’s not really an headcanon but a—like, headcanondivergencybutonlyslightly, ya know? I want you to imagine them not reconnecting in jail, but only doing so after Mickey has done his time alone and with Ian never going little match girl on that van. so they organically reunite, and I think Ian would be trying to get back together as soon as he steps foot outside, like he throws Mickey a welcome back party, he’s accommodating and nice and just [through gritted teeth] letsgetbacktogetherplease. but oh. OH Mickey’s not having it. so as he goes through the seven stages of “ion want anything to do with your dumb ginger ass”, Ian is still relentless. he’s gonna give him space and time, which in Ian’s quantum variable is virtually no space and time. but he wants to get back together!! so bad!! he’s sorry. like he shows up at Mickey’s door like a lost puppy because he feels like shit and he just knows Mickey is the love of his life and he’s fucked up so so bad. and 🙄 yeah okay maybe Mickey wants to give him a second chance. BUT not before being petty as fuck sooo he asks Ian out on a date. needless to say my man is freaking the fuck out and he shows up with flowers, dollar store chocolates, condoms…..?👉🏻👈🏻 and Mickey’s like 😑🤚🏻let’s just go on this fucking date and see if it works. location: your regular…karaoke bar? what? omg is Mickey gonna do it? yes he is! ?? he’s going for a song? wait he’s going to sing?? Ian’s so glad to have been trained as a paramedic because what the fuck is going on is Mickey okay is he having a dadpisode (that’s when you have an episode of the dads, and go sing Hotel California at karaoke). but nope. the track is Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back), the year is 2004. and Mickey sings it with all the anger he had bottled up, just telling him off in front of a crowd of aunts just waiting their turn to sing some Katy Perry bangers. and Ian….is just—smiling ndksndkd like 😧😮😲😳😐😊☺️🥰 like awww this is Mickey’s way of telling him off! with an Eamon song. what a romantic small guy. his guy. “he’s the love of my life, you know?” he tells aunt #38 when Mickey hits the last chorus, and he’s middle fingers up staring daggers at Ian, and he tells her so with this big smile on his face like the guy is singing Your Song by Elton John instead of that. when Mickey’s done everyone is like 👁👄👁 except for one mom who can relate and Ian who’s clapping enthusiastically. Mickey reaches their table, slams back the rest of his beer and goes “you got condoms?” and Ian’s like 🥰🥰🥰🥰 “yup!” “good” and Mickey grabs his wrist and gets them the absolute fuck out of there

#im….sorry #today im feeling especially dumb #ask #gallavich hc #kinda i guess djsodndi