#id really love to record my Dark Souls playthrough

[actual-corpse]

After one real life hour.

It feels like I got nothing done.

The Bachelor is barely taller than the children (and he calls Teensy "pumpkin" which is just too cute)

Why does Maria have nipples on her dress?

Eva Yan did not have to be dressed like That (I was shook.... So I tried to flirt with her through dialog options)

WORM

RUNNING WORM

Big Vlad is sus af

So. Much. Walking.

Went to investigate a fire. Found a revolver and 5 bullets. (Not foretold by Harris The Bomber)

It's only 11 o'clock on Day 1... I shall not be lulled into a false sense of safety.

Talked to some strangers. Got accosted for spring water. Told the man to drink from the river and then called him an animal. (I had no idea I had water even though I JUST checked my inventory)

WASD mouse controls are hard (grew up a console gamer. Don't feel like digging out my controller)

Misread "Torch" as "Touch". Got surprised when I tried to "touch" something and ended up with extra light

BLORBO

What.the.fuck.are.these.people.saying?????

Executor complains about not being able to see through the mask (that shit looks so cool)

Idk how only 13% of players beat Day 1... seems like a walk in the park.... for now?

The Saburov wife is definitely on Something ("Do My eyes look like buttons to you?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN?)

TELL ME WERE LITTLE VLAD IS EVA! I PROMISED YOU I WOULD HELP THE WORM please don't make me cross the rivers again

What are the circles? What are the handprints? What is life?

"You spin my head right 'round, right 'round" *shakes mouse* "GET OUT OF THE WALL! Oh.... I was stuck on a wall sconce... my bad"

"Hellooooo... A strange man is entering your house.... Anybody hooooome?"

*Enters Big Vlad's house* *jumps* "WORM?!"

Commenting on the *interesting* art the Steppe People have in their houses.

WTF ARE THE HOUSES

Why is Isidor's house in 3 people's back yards?

Fucking. Fences

*"Why are you running?" Meme*

Using coupons as a mousepad.

Game runs pretty good on a laptop... Wtf is so wrong with the Sims 4? Why does it run like shit through a sieve? (It ran bad before mods...)

I hear dogs barking.... where are the dogs?

Bought meat. Why? Idk.

When do I eat?

When do I sleep?

DO I NEED WATER?!?

What do the symbols mean?

I played long enough to move my second load of laundry into the dryer. It's 3AM and I need to sleep.

Can't let my sleep schedule fuck up this late in the week. Especially since university starts next Tuesday and all of my classes start at 8AM.

I'd love to be able to record my gameplays... I like to share experiences with people, and recording as I play is a very efficient means of doing so. I just don't have the money for video capture software.

#id really love to record my Dark Souls playthrough #if i make money... so be it. that isnt my main goal though #pathologic #Actual Corpse Plays Pathologic