#identifying so hard with Bernd rn

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So I have just discovered that a wildly popular children’s cartoon character in Germany is „Bernd das Brot“, Bernd the Bread, who is a clinically-depressed loaf of bread who flies in space.

That’s it. That’s the plot. And I’ve never been so thankful in my LIFE for the fact that I speak German. This is absolute gold. It’s an entire show with the plot “Chronically-Depressed Bread Goes to Space” and I have never felt more SEEN in my entire life.

This is the Wikipedia page. After a brief description, it has the sections “Role on KI.KA” (the children’s tv channel), “Production”, “Reception”, and “Kidnapping”. This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. I’m so, so thrilled to live in this world where people KIDNAP SEVEN-FOOT STATUES OF DEPRESSED SPACE BREAD to national uproar.

If I ever go to space, I want my callsign to be Astrobrot.

#bernd das brot #astrobrot #deutschland #deutsches fernsehen #ich will hier weg #mist #i am absolutely feral #i never knew i needed this #I mean it’s DEPRESSED SPACE BREAD #identifying so hard with Bernd rn