#idk I have ideas about tragic childhood pheonix

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I personally love the idea of giving pheonix an unnecessarily tragic backstory, just cus I think it would be funny.

Like sometimes I headcanon him as an orphan, mostly cus like wouldn’t it be so funny if that was just a fact about him but it never came up cus he was too busy with other people’s family drama. 

Phoenix having a sad childhood wouldn’t make much sense cus like the whole thing is that tragedy started attacking him when he was a grown man helping his friend sort out *his* sad childhood. But I can’t help but think of the comedy gold that would be the fact that Phoenix was an orphan but it never came up so none of his friends know.

Or maybe I’m just fucked up.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #like this is not a very serious headcanon I have #but ngl I am a little bit of an orphan pheonix truther #why? i have no idea #i want to give him parent angst #like apollo and trucy learn from larry being a blabber mouth that phoenix was orphaned when he was 5 and aged out of the system #and then they find out his parents didn’t die but gave him up cus they were young #and trucy being the very well intention sweet heart that she is tracks them down and and tries to reunite them with phoenix #them learning what a massive sore spot it is for him and it becomes like a whole thing #idk I have ideas about tragic childhood pheonix #also I fully believe that phoenix is half japanese half ashkenazi jew #and was raised in a jewish orphanage #because on g-d I will make every character I love jewish