#idk how he’s stinkier post bath but he is

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Adopting a new cat is hard and EXTREMELY draining so I’m so happy you’re happy!!! This motherfucker day TWO had clawed a hole in the carpet of his quarantine room, taken chunks out of the door for fun, smelled just terrible and hunted down the only piece of chocolate in the entire house to eat it while i was asleep. I don’t even know where it came from it was Christmas themed and we were in March. He’s fine though!

The wet food was a good call! And I’m glad you saw your cat was so happy about it, it sounds like their foster or previous owner might have expected them to be more like a dog? Maybe more self sufficient?? WRONG cats are two year olds. Keep us updated, I love your cat posts!

CATS ARE TWO YEAR OLDS!!! oh my god they are just as stinky just as fussy and my cat is a just as much of a Fking dumbass-

he’s silly and i love him more and more each day but ngl a tiny part of me is like i am HAHA keep that up and im going to give u away-

#petting him aggressively as we speak #he jumped into the toilet bowl #snd then put up a fight in the bath #i hate him so much #idk how he’s stinkier post bath but he is #literally so annoying i fed him a meal worth of treats #pos #i have cried to my mom so many times and shes like such is it to rais a child #i had to squish that cat #straight up so glad i trimmed his nails #and had the foresight to buy cat shampoo #i almost didnt and regretted purchasing it #bc i was like he cleans himself fine #THE VERY NEXT DAY THIS HAPPENS #moral is always buy cat shampoo You Will Need it #also just to be clear he fell asleep as i was petting and scritching him #and im mad at this too #u flung litter and peepee water into my eye and ur tail smells like poop #thats unrelated to the bath but it does