#idk if any1 expected me to write entire paragraphs on these thangs but i need to say every single thought in my mind ok <3

[fslurusami]

ok ok ship bingo. edousami and usao mayhaps

edosami <3 theyre the sillies. theyre kind of fucked up what with edogais whole skin thing and usamis whole murder thing but its cute they make it cute <3 only half a mark on "they enable the worst of eachother" cuz well some people would consider that stuff the worst and they for sure enable it but i think its fine ok <3 2 silly little cutesy guys who also have rlly weird hobbies. i also make it stupid on occasion as i do with a lot of things theres comedy potential there. i have a wip of edogai saying that "oh no coke for me thanks i just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with you" tweet for my modern au. theyre so cute in the most insane freak way <3 i think if tsurumi had left usami with edogai instead of tsukishima then edogai would be less moody cuz he would get along better w usami. cuz usami would not care about the whole creepy human taxidermy thing. edogai needs more weird freaky friends </3 and theyre genderqueer4genderqueer

usao 💥 i think my usao moodboard says a lot on its own and a summed it up pretty good in the tags but im gonna say even more. 1st of all its kind of hilarious i love making it stupid. but theres also a very fascinating serious side. every facet of the dynamic is so fucking bonkers. they hate eachother but also hang out. ogata asked him to help drag a pow out 2 the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and usami did it. theyre both trying as hard as they can to make eachother jealous over tsurumi and almost always succeeding. you can see ogata make usami jealous in canon but in my mind it also goes the other way around, ogata doesnt show it much but he does get so jealous. theyre both just kind of fucking around and trying to get funney reactions out of the other. they dont intentionally enable eachother but it ends up like that anyways. they are the LEAST compatible pair of freaks youve ever seen. and i like when they have freak sex and try to kill eachother. preferably at the same time <3

#og post #golden kamuy #idk if any1 expected me to write entire paragraphs on these thangs but i need to say every single thought in my mind ok <3