#if I’m prepping the requests now does that make this Sintember

[captain-hawks]

@ the nonnie who sent me *that* Osamu kinktober request: ily. i literally lost my car in a parking lot because i opened my phone to that and every other reasonable thought swiftly left my brain 🥵

#some kinktober combos just really make my brain go brrrrrr #if I’m prepping the requests now does that make this Sintember #Slutember???? #Whorevember is right around the corner too #wait wait wait COCKTOBER #ok I’m done