#if there's a merch girl uhh good luck because they're not as easily blinded as 30+ y/o guys

[born-to-lose]

Pro tip for cheap merch at concerts: flirt with the merch guy

#tried and tested by yours truly #this is how i got my free sister patch and my cheaper ravagers cd #if there's a merch girl uhh good luck because they're not as easily blinded as 30+ y/o guys #but they're fun to talk to normally!! i miss linda and clarissa we had a good chat 💔 #OH and when i saw oceans as the opener for blind channel and lost society the guys themselves were at the stand #and i didn't take enough money with me bc i thought i wouldn't buy a lot so they charged me like €3 less for the shirt #tho that one wasn't me flirting and probably more my accent which is from the same town as most of the band members #if you're a little dumb you may get extra treatment too #also tried and tested when i instinctively talked english to the merch guy who i knew was german and he was like 'i speak german you know' #kinda embarrassing at first but we had a laugh and then he went backstage to bring me the band #and this should go without saying but say something nice about the show if any of the band members are at the stand!! #ask them to sign something!! the ones i've met loved doing it but check that they're not too busy with other things already #mel talks