#if you don’t put that dude in glitter and eyeliner RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD

[githvyrik]

tired of talking abt men who aren’t conventionally attractive with other ppl and I’m forced to find out they exclusively like willowy twinks who could blow out the window like a napkin and when I try to bring up fat men they all give me a pity “oh yeah sure” and move on

#some ppl will go ‘oh my taste in men is specific’ and the specific will be that it’s some noodle man who would look perfectly at home #playing guitar in a shitty indie band. and I mean shitty #as in boring and unimaginative #sick of you ppl talking abt how much you like elven princes when you are describing a man I would not look twice at in the grocery store #and also you all seem to be only capable of describing thin men as fanciful princelings #why can’t a fat man be a beautiful elven prince huh. HUH. it’s because you’re a coward #if you don’t put that dude in glitter and eyeliner RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD