#im debating between hector and helen

[adriles]

watch. I SHall slay each mighty foe who meets me in combat, (Falls face forward in the river scamander ansd is violently swept downstream)

#scamander #book 21 #ADRILES NATION hello. this is the reminder that as it is march. i will now be preparing for april fools day #a day on which i change this account and make it themed for another iliad character #so i shall ask. who would yall wanna see #im debating between hector and helen #for context #past ones have been agamemnon big ajax and menelaus #ill accept any suggestion tho #just likely not patroclus or automedon. those r too on brand i think #maybe antilochus? i feel like he also meets the vibe but can differ enough. idk tho #but u get the picture #so glad people are agreeing with the achilles fell in a river and got his shit fucked thesis #another classic joke on adriles.tumblr.com #i love it so much im just gonna make a tag for it actually #achilles falls in a river and gets his shit fucked