@kilnkin
idk but yikes
Today at 5:44 PM
kilnkin
hey do you wanna fight
Today at 7:18 PM
nickatnightwalker
what
Today at 8:49 PM
kilnkin
what are you whatting
do you wanna fight me
nickatnightwalker
why the literal fuck would i want to fight you
kilnkin
idk why does anyone fight anyone just go with it
nickatnightwalker
i don't want to fight what the fuck is your deal
seriously, when did ifucking spit in your cheerios
kilnkin
i thought you didnt like me isnt enough
*that
fuck whatever
no shame is asking!!!
*in
nickatnightwalker
why wouldnt i like you i still dont know shit about you
nickatnightwalker
i just know you've been riding my dick like a fucking sandpaper fleshlight since i got here
kilnkin
graphic
isnt that reason enough to dislike me im pretty sure your girlfriend threw down on my friend over less
roommate whatever
nickatnightwalker
who
oh
daisy ?
idk that was their thing because they couldnt stop acting like macho men
it was dumb
kilnkin
i mean
kilnkin
it was kinda dumb huh
kilnkin
listen i just thought if you cant beat them join them or something like that but if youre not on board whatever i guess -_-
kilnkin
this is stupid pretend i didnt say anything
nickatnightwalker
okay i guess?
jesuss
if everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?
kilnkin
if everyone held a meeting and revolted against the administration to defend their right to jump off a bridge them yeah i might try it
nickatnightwalker
ok just because people are yelling about it doesnt make it less of a shitty idea honestly grow a spine
kilnkin
ok now those sound like fighting words (:
nickatnightwalker
only if you dont have a spine
kilnkin
i do its made of iron sick huh
nickatnightwalker
that is sick
kilnkin
right!!
no one could beat me if i did fight like what wasted potential ):
nickatnightwalker
i literally have problems that are so much more pressing than whatever your mysterious unnamed beef with me is give me one real reason i should indulge you
kilnkin
well im being pretty annoying right thats something
wait what problems i thought you were still cowering in your room half the time lmao
nickatnightwalker
yes my problems revolve entirely around my self imposed exile
you want a fight so bad go mess with the club
kilnkin
i want a fight i can win dude
kilnkin
besides ive been telling them off for ages if im gonna be a hypocrite im gonna do it in front of someone i dont give a shit about
nickatnightwalker
then pick somebody else you absolute fucking scrambled egg
i dont give a shit if youre a hypocrite or get your ass kicked
kilnkin
i already said this was stupid ok u dont have to be a dick about it
look i havent even insulted you once in this whole convo so whos on whos dick now XD
nickatnightwalker
no, being a dick is picking some random guy during his first week of school and deciding to be nothing but pointlessly bitchy
christ i know im not top of the food chain but goddamn it get a new hobby
kilnkin
fuck off it wasnt that random
nickatnightwalker
i dont even think i even TALKED to you the first week i was here
what is this, some fuckin albinophobia
kilnkin
what
i thought you were just pale lol
nickatnightwalker
okay so that's off the table
nickatnightwalker
are you into daisy or some shit? because like, we're not dating although at this point you dont have a fucking chance once i chat with her about it
kilnkin
fuck no gross
nickatnightwalker
oh fuck you she's not gross
kilnkin
i dont have time for power plays or whatever weird shit shes into
listen dipshit you stole my almostdate and then ditched her anyway
havent you ever seen a teen movie i like have to hate you duh
nickatnightwalker
your almostdate
nickatnightwalker
goddamn i must've missed where it said PROPERTY OF printed on her forehead when she asked me out!
kilnkin
oh my godddd
kilnkin
listen its not my call ok youre not my first choice for high school rival but here we are
nickatnightwalker
she asked me, okay? and she did it because she was pissed about something and then she fucked off with tall dark and bloodthirsty
kilnkin
i know what the fuck was that about
nickatnightwalker
i dont know that's none of my goddamn business
kilnkin
anyway i just decided i dont give a shit who she talks to cause u and whatshisfangs are just the end of a long line of poor dating decisions
so uh. fight cancelled sorry
nickatnightwalker
hey, whether or not im a poor decision isn't a fucking call she or anyone else here can make so you can just hop right the fuck off my dick
kilnkin
dude what do u think i just did?
kilnkin
that was me
hopping off your dick
nickatnightwalker
okay anyway thanks for your magnanimity in deciding that i, a lowly human, dont deserve your emotional bullshit piling on top of my own problems (:
kilnkin
hot tip your lowly human schtick is getting really grating lol
you know theres..a lot of humans here right
nickatnightwalker
then it's incredible what a jackass you must be to all of them
kilnkin
when did i even say shit about you being a human what the fuck?
like if i was being a dick you could pull the victim complex but straight up what did i even say
nickatnightwalker
so you really just wanted to fight me because i looked like an easy target? it's not just me? it's not just because the girl you didn't have the balls to ask out asked out a human she knew for thirty seconds and then spent half the night chasing C-grade lestat
kilnkin
i did ask her you fucking ass
nickatnightwalker
was that supposed to be a comeback becaaaaaaaaaause...
kilnkin
god youre dense
nickatnightwalker
picture me
vividly
kilnkin
im on tenterhooks for this mental picture
go on
nickatnightwalker
this is what i look like not giving half a shit about your sad fucking life and your sad fucking problems
now fuck off so i turn off your shitty disney channel melodrama and tune into the real world]
kilnkin
haha ok that was mildly disappointing
bye (:
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