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#im not gonna act as if i dislike the guy but there's a weird unnamable dynamic between us
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@kilnkin
idk but yikes
Today at 5:44 PM
kilnkin hey do you wanna fight Today at 7:18 PM
nickatnightwalker what Today at 8:49 PM
kilnkin what are you whatting do you wanna fight me
nickatnightwalker why the literal fuck would i want to fight you
kilnkin idk why does anyone fight anyone just go with it
nickatnightwalker i don't want to fight what the fuck is your deal seriously, when did ifucking spit in your cheerios
kilnkin i thought you didnt like me isnt enough *that fuck whatever no shame is asking!!! *in
nickatnightwalker why wouldnt i like you i still dont know shit about you
nickatnightwalker i just know you've been riding my dick like a fucking sandpaper fleshlight since i got here
kilnkin graphic isnt that reason enough to dislike me im pretty sure your girlfriend threw down on my friend over less roommate whatever
nickatnightwalker who oh daisy ? idk that was their thing because they couldnt stop acting like macho men it was dumb
kilnkin i mean
kilnkin it was kinda dumb huh
kilnkin listen i just thought if you cant beat them join them or something like that but if youre not on board whatever i guess -_-
kilnkin this is stupid pretend i didnt say anything
nickatnightwalker okay i guess? jesuss if everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?
kilnkin if everyone held a meeting and revolted against the administration to defend their right to jump off a bridge them yeah i might try it
nickatnightwalker ok just because people are yelling about it doesnt make it less of a shitty idea honestly grow a spine
kilnkin ok now those sound like fighting words (:
nickatnightwalker only if you dont have a spine
kilnkin i do its made of iron sick huh
nickatnightwalker that is sick
kilnkin right!! no one could beat me if i did fight like what wasted potential ):
nickatnightwalker i literally have problems that are so much more pressing than whatever your mysterious unnamed beef with me  is give me one real reason i should indulge you
kilnkin well im being pretty annoying right thats something wait what problems i thought you were still cowering in your room half the time lmao
nickatnightwalker yes my problems revolve entirely around my self imposed exile you want a fight so bad go mess with the club
kilnkin i want a fight i can win dude
kilnkin besides ive been telling them off for ages if im gonna be a hypocrite im gonna do it in front of someone i dont give a shit about
nickatnightwalker then pick somebody else you absolute fucking scrambled egg i dont give a shit if youre a hypocrite or get your ass kicked
kilnkin i already said this was stupid ok u dont have to be a dick about it look i havent even insulted you once in this whole convo so whos on whos dick now XD
nickatnightwalker no, being a dick is picking some random guy during his first week of school and deciding to be nothing but pointlessly bitchy christ i know im not top of the food chain but goddamn it get a new hobby
kilnkin fuck off it wasnt that random
nickatnightwalker i dont even think i even TALKED to you the first week i was here what is this, some fuckin albinophobia
kilnkin what i thought you were just pale lol
nickatnightwalker okay so that's off the table
nickatnightwalker are you into daisy or some shit?  because like, we're not dating although at this point you dont have a fucking chance once i chat with her about it
kilnkin fuck no gross
nickatnightwalker oh fuck you she's not gross
kilnkin i dont have time for power plays or whatever weird shit shes into listen dipshit you stole my almostdate and then ditched her anyway havent you ever seen a teen movie i like have to hate you duh
nickatnightwalker your almostdate
nickatnightwalker goddamn i must've missed where it said PROPERTY OF printed on her forehead when she asked me out!
kilnkin oh my godddd
kilnkin listen its not my call ok youre not my first choice for high school rival but here we are
nickatnightwalker she asked me, okay? and she did it because she was pissed about something and then she fucked off with tall dark and bloodthirsty
kilnkin i know what the fuck was that about
nickatnightwalker i dont know that's none of my goddamn business
kilnkin anyway i just decided i dont give a shit who she talks to cause u and whatshisfangs are just the end of a long line of poor dating decisions so uh. fight cancelled sorry
nickatnightwalker hey, whether or not im a poor decision isn't a fucking call she or anyone else here can make so you can just hop right the fuck off my dick
kilnkin dude what do u think i just did?
kilnkin that was me hopping off your dick
nickatnightwalker okay anyway thanks for your magnanimity in deciding that i, a lowly human, dont deserve your emotional bullshit piling on top of my own problems (:
kilnkin hot tip your lowly human schtick is getting really grating lol you know theres..a lot of humans here right
nickatnightwalker then it's incredible what a jackass you must be to all of them
kilnkin when did i even say shit about you being a human what the fuck? like if i was being a dick you could pull the victim complex but straight up what did i even say
nickatnightwalker so you really just wanted to fight me because i looked like an easy target?  it's not just me? it's not just because the girl you didn't have the balls to ask out asked out a human she knew for thirty seconds and then spent half the night chasing C-grade lestat
kilnkin i did ask her you fucking ass
nickatnightwalker was that supposed to be a comeback becaaaaaaaaaause...
kilnkin god youre dense
nickatnightwalker picture me vividly
kilnkin im on tenterhooks for this mental picture go on
nickatnightwalker this is what i look like not giving half a shit about your sad fucking life and your sad fucking problems now fuck off so i turn off your shitty disney channel melodrama and tune into the real world]
kilnkin haha ok that was mildly disappointing bye (:
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