#im not making a prescriptive statement either im just feeling my feelings lmao

[sunshineofthegroup]

@achievementmicoo did the thing.  i want to do the thing.  we talked like one time, it all works out.

Rules: You must answer these 85(*83)statements and tag 20 people.  I’ll save you the trouble - 30 and 35 are both missing, and i don’t even know 1 person.  feel free to do this if you see it, even if we haven’t talked like one time.

The Last

1) Drink: an entire bottle of simply lemonade with raspberry 2) Phone Call: my mother, we talked for 47 minutes 3) Text Message: my grandmother 4) Song: like i can by sam smith 5) Time You Cried: last night when i remembered caiti ward exists and is beautiful and pure 6) Dated Someone Twice: im gonna say i havent done this 7) Kissed Someone And Regretted It: i have not 8) Cheated On Someone: i have definitely not 9) Lost Someone Special: they stop being special around the time they get lost, usually 10) Been Depressed: have i ever stopped, tho 11) Got Drunk and Thrown Up: never, unless one time, i had a drink and then i threw up but i actually had the flu so the drink had nothing to do with it

3 Favorite Colors

12) pink 13) black 14) green

In The Last Year Have You

15) Made New Friends: i’ve talked to a few people on the tumbloid like one time, does that count? 16) Fallen Out of Love: sure 17) Laughed Until You’ve Cried: definitely 18) Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: someone’s always talking about me. 19) Met Someone Who Has Changed You: i never change, my dude 20) Found Out Who Your Friends Are: i’m pretty ensconced with the two friends i have 21) Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: wtf no

General

22) How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: i dont even use facebook, but probably most of them i have known at one point. 23) Do You Have Any Pets: noo 24) Do You Want to Change Your Name: my feeling on this fluctuates 25) What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: i went to work and i dont remember what else 26) What Time Did You Wake Up: 5:03 pm my dude, i am a hero amongst men 27) What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: it’s hard to say, probably watching heroes and halfwits 28) Name Something You Can’t Wait For: idk man sleeping is so cool i’m into that 29) When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mom: yesterday, which is wednesday

31) What Are You Listening to Right Now: it’s raining and the fan on my laptop is working overtime 32) Have You Ever Talked to a Person Named Tom: Ever? Certainly.

33) Something That is Getting on Your Nerves: lack of ability to gosh darn concentrate on writing 34) Most Visited Website: tumblr, youtube, achievementhunter.com in that order

36) Long or Short Hair: medium hair

37) Do You Have a Crush on Someone: not like a person i actually know 38) What Do You Like About Yourself: i have decent taste in merch 39) Piercings: two in each ear and then one (1) cartilage 40) Blood Type: O+ 41) Nickname: i do not 42) Relationship Status: No. 43) Zodiac: libra 44) Pronouns: she/they 45) Favorite TV Show: the only tv show i watch that is currently running is riverdale, i plan to pick up will and grace in the fall, other than that, Friends. 46) Tattoos: i do not. 47) Right or Left Handed: right 48) Surgery: what does this even mean? i had my wisdom teeth out when i was 17.  a few months ago i had a procedure where they shoved a camera down my throat and i told the doctor dude trying to put a cap on me that i ‘fucking love hats’ 49) Piercings: why is this here twice 50) Sport: Lets Play League - Team Achievement Hunter 51) Vacation: i went to disney two years ago with my grandparents. 52) Pair of Trainers: i have one (1) pair of black etnies that are nearly brand new, and four (4) pairs of black etnies that are completely worn out

More General

53) Eating: i ate a shitload when i got home from walmart, i had like jalapeno cheese, and bagels with jalapeno asiago cheese spread, and chicken salad, and some salami, just cuz im a fatass, whatever.  it was all delicious 54) Drinking: i also had a whole bottle of simply lemonade with raspberry, and i was thinking about mountain dew but it’s raining and the dew is in my car so its not worth it to go get 55) I’m About to: probably either sleep or try to write more 56) Waiting For: the sweet release of death 57) Want: to make better jokes 58) Get Married: nah 59) Career: well im unemployed, so jot that down

Which is Better

60) Hugs or Kisses: hugs are ballin 61) Lips or Eyes: eyes as long as they’re just, like, normal and inside a skull where they belong.  no need to rip one out and send it to me 62) Shorter or Taller: i prefer to be taller than everyone. 63) Older or Younger: i prefer to be older than everyone. 64) Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: arm are good, i guess? stomachs can be good for pillows.  again, no reason to rip one out and send it to me 65) Hookup or Relationship: relationship probably 66) Troublemaker or Hesitant: are these even opposites? i cause trouble and then get anxiety about it later lmao

Have You Ever

67) Kissed a Stranger: i have not 68) Drank Hard Liquor: (looks at pile of empties around me)... Yes. 69) Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: No, I’ve had the same pair since 2003 probably and i know right where they are (i don’t need them for anything so i don’t need an updated prescription) 70) Turned Someone Down: probably and not really been aware of it 71) Had Sex on the First Date: i have not 72) Broken Someone’s Heart: i like to assume i have 73) Had Your Heart Broken: sure 74) Been Arrested: No 75) Cried When Someone Died: Every single time 76) Fallen for a Friend: oh yeah

Do You Believe In:

77) Yourself: no i dont exist 78) Miracles: from god? no.  miracles as by coincidence or happenstance? maybe 79) Love at First Sight: absolutely 80) Santa Claus: sure. can i have presents? 81) Kiss on the First Date: is this something you can believe in? 82) Angels: only the kind that are incredibly beautiful women, sent here by some divine presence, and are too good, too pure for this world, like caiti ward

Other

83) Current Best Friends Name: becky, reece 84) Eye Color: blueish grey 85) Favorite Movie: Emperor’s New Groove still holds up, right?  Wonder Woman was pretty fuckin good

#about me