#im so sorry im protheanposting again

[but-the-desserts-were-okay]

List of unsolved mysteries:

Who was DB Cooper

Dyatlov Pass Incident

If Bioware didn’t want us to fuck Javik why did they make him so Like That

#im so sorry im protheanposting again #you see i simply saw an attractive man and thought… whats the term for faceclaiming except for a body type? #do the kids faceclaim anymore? #christ each day i turn further to dust #anyway it was the guy who like. slaps his magnificent thunder thighs in that one tiktok #i support anyone who wnts to believe he has no ass but i know hes thicc i know hes got a phatty i just Know it in my soul #yes im tortured by visions so what #in conclusion: imagine if bioware had the guts to let us romance him. society if #some thoughts.txt #javik #hmm just now realizing the same can be said of Varric… #if theyre gonna drag poor varric back into dragon age they better let us kiss this time