#im uh frothing at the mouth just a lil bit. um. i might need to be put down .

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the bob and deli guy scene from bobs burgers except it’s abt lieutenant columbo :3c

#columboheads if u have not seen it before go watch it rn #like. It’s literally columbo #“Listen daddy I got a friend who’s into sloppy bears” “…wouldja mind elaborating a bit please” #“you got the muffin top and the chili stain on your shirt” “oh geez oh wow i sure do wouldja look at that” #“Ah im ah straight. Im mostly straight.” #NOT THE SLOPPY BEAR FRRRRR #listen ok he can be a lil bi as a treat?!?! he can be mostly straight??! #also 10000% his wife is bi like bi4bi hello . Have u ever seen a more beautiful couple??? #i might doodle this later.. clears throat and adds it to the list of 20 other columbo things I wanna draw #also ummmmm bob and columbo are kinda similar in a lot of ways like… bob is a bit more deadpan but I feel like they would be good friends #COLUMBO WOULD LOOOOVE TO COOK WITH HIM HEEHEE #as I’m writing this im just imagining since columbo is before his time tho ummm what if they were related #the Frank columbo to bob belcher pipeline ladies and gents am i right or what….. #sorry to my mutuals i died for like a month after posting abt vampires and im back with a random lil guy. #im uh frothing at the mouth just a lil bit. um. i might need to be put down . #im sorryyyy it’s not my fault columbo is Italian and bob is Greek/sicilian #let them interact. let them be friends .