#in case anyone's wondering why he stopped talking to floren to suddenly

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-- liberatedRaptor [LR] began messaging tapeFace [TF] --

-- liberatedRaptor [LR] began messaging tapeFace [TF] --

LR: i felt a disturbance in the force

LR: whats up

TF: DUDE

TF: MY GUY

TF: THE SEADWELLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT?

TF: HE ACTUALLY FOUND ME ON TROLLIAN AND IS TRYING TO THROW SHADE

TF: HE'S THAT FUCKING SALTY IT'S HILARIOUS

TF: wait

TF: DAMMIT I SAID HE

LR: this motherfucker sounds like they miss the ocean a bit too much

TF: I still haven't actually asked what they are (－_ლ)

LR: i know what they are

LR: A bitch

LR: B)

LR: -applies sunglasses-

LR: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

TF: They're pissed off because I didn't take their revenge threat seriously

TF: Speaking of which, if they actually do have some bad shit planned, you got dibs on all my instruments and my jokes ★~(◡ω◕✿)

LR: aw shit son thanks

LR: ill keep it all in mint condition until you rise from your ashes like the memelord you are

LR: WHATS HAPPENING

TF: I think I broke them.

TF: By not being afraid and begging forgiveness, I ruined their mood

TF: So now they're just sulking

LR: holy shit

LR: soggy fish

LR: you sure popped their bubble

TF: They wanted a fight and now that I didn't give them one, they're upset (◕︿◕✿)

LR: why is that such a highblood thing

LR: whats their handle i wanna troll 'em

TF: I have no idea @︿@

TF: I dunno, I think I can get them to chill out enough to drop this whole thing

LR: NO I WANNA FUCK WITH THEM

TF: WYNTER BE NICE TO THE SALT FISH

TF: I think I just blew their mind

LR: what did you do

TF: Since I didn't take the bait, they got kinda self reflection-y

TF: I think I hurt their feelings (◕﹏◕✿)

TF: By not letting them hurt my feelings

LR: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

TF: ohhhhh shit

TF: I think

TF: We might

TF: make FRIENDS ∑(゜Д゜;)

TF: Or at least they'll realize what a dildo they're being and try to not be a dildo

TF: Nope nevermind they're still a dildo

LR: you said theyre a seadweller right

TF: Yeah

TF: Oh shit I don't think I ever asked their name

LR: aw shit the moment of TRUTH

LR: names are like

LR: everything

TF: OKAY I GOT THEIR NAME

LR: oh shit oh shit

TF: It's Floren (◕△◕✿)

LR: is their handle causticErudition

TF: Yeah! (⊙△⊙✿) You've met them too?

LR: you gotta stop talking to them

LR: They're really dangerous.

LR: I'm being serious dude, this guy is bad news.

TF: Holy shit, seriously?

TF: Do I even want to know what they did??

TF: Actually

TF: That's probably super traumatic and not my business

LR: They're the reason I'm afraid of doctors.

TF: Okay, I'm not talking to them anymore and never will again

LR: good

LR: stay safe man

LR: they look frail and weak but theyre pretty fast and they can easily get the drop on you if youre not careful

TF: Oh man, now I'm wondering if they were actually serious about the whole revenge thing

LR: shit they actually threatened you??

TF: Did I dodge a bullet making them see how dumb they're being? Or just make things a million time worse??

LR: bro do you need a bodyguard for the time being cuz like

LR: ill beat a motherfucker

TF: Look dude, if they did something to you I don't want to put you in a position where you'll have to actually face them.

LR: ive faced them before since then

LR: i mean its terrifying

LR: and it makes me remember things

LR: but if i need to protect a friend who fuckin cares

TF: I do!

TF: Don't get me wrong

TF: I'm super appreciative that you'd do that for me

TF: Like seriously, I really do.

TF: But I don't want to put you through that if I can avoid it

LR: alright

TF: I don't want you getting re-traumatized or something on my behalf

LR: thanks

LR: just be really careful okay?

LR: theyre fucked up

LR: they kidnap and hurt people cuz they can

LR: they like it

LR: theyre really fucked up dude.

TF: Then I REALLY lucked out that night holy shit

TF: That's fucking terrifying

TF: Whatever they did to you, I'm so sorry that happened.

TF: You're legit the coolest person I know, and even know we've only known each other for like a week? Two weeks??

TF: Whatever the hell happened to you, you 1000% didn't deserve it.

TF: I said even know instead of even though dammit

TF: I'm trying to be sincere and I played myself

LR: heh

LR: i appreciate it but can we talk about something else??

TF: Yeah, totally

TF: You remember that matchmaker thing I did?

LR: yeah :O

TF: It actually went really well! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

LR: sweet!

TF: I had to dial back my HILARIOUS jokes and shenanigans, but we actually had fun

TF: He took me to an opera (⊙△⊙✿) Like an actual live opera at a huge theater!

TF: And it was (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*AMAZING!!!*~✧』

LR: yo what the fuck!

LR: thats awesome

TF: I'd only ever seen operas on tv or like dvd or something

LR: same

LR: no wait

LR: thats not true lol i lie

LR: d

TF: HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIEEEENDS (ノД`)・゜・。

LR: IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM SO USED TO LYING ALL THE TIME

TF: I thought what we had was special o(╥﹏╥)o WAS ALL OF IT A LIE SO YOU COULD GET MY TOTALLY RAD STUFF o(；△；)o

LR: NO OMG

TF: I'm sorry, but you've hurt me too much (︶︹︺) It's gonna take a whole ten seconds for me to recover

TF: Aaaand all is forgiven (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

LR: bruh

LR: my dog? is so cute

LR: shes so cute

TF: Aaawww!

TF: What does she look like?

LR: sorry i got super distracted by her

LR: small

LR: and her ears ar eHUGE

LR: with long fur cuz shes a papillon

LR: and shes only got one eye

TF: Poor baby (´∩｀。)

TF: What's her name?

LR: her NAME

LR: is Melody

LR: she brings MUSIC TO MY LIFE

LR: local nerd loves their dog too much

LR: more news at 11

TF: There is literally no such thing as loving a dog too much (▰˘◡˘▰)

LR: yes there is

LR: if you feed them people food

LR: and then they get super fat

LR: and then they die

TF: Nooooooooo (/□＼*)・゜

LR: it happens my guy

TF: (╥﹏╥) Those poor dogs

LR: RIP in pepperoni

TF: There's a pupperoni joke I could make but that would imply eating dogs (≖﹏≖✿)

LR: oh my god

LR: bruh im not sure if i can be your friend now

TF: I'M SORYYYYYY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

LR: let me reflect in on my soul

LR: see if i can find it in me

LR: to forgive you

LR: yep youre good

LR: all forgiven

TF: ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡ You're such a kind and beautiful soul

LR: i know im too good for this world

TF: Your lusus raised you well (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

LR: -smacks ya- MY LUSUS IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD

-- tapeFace [TF] is mcfreakin dead --

TF: (╬￣皿￣)=○＃(￣#)３￣)

LR: rest in mcfreaking pieces

TF: Serious though, that really sucks (◕︿◕✿)

TF: AND SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT SUCKS

TF: I gotta go (◕︿◕✿)

LR: awww man

LR: thats cool though im getting tired anyway

TF: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Until next time

LR: hells yeah

LR: stay safe

TF: I will, I promise (◕ω◕✿) Thanks

-- tapeFace [TF] ceased pestering liberatedRaptor [LR] --

#tapeface #pesterlogs #stellarsolarian #in case anyone's wondering why he stopped talking to floren to suddenly #this is why #also these two nerds' friendship adds years to my life #hear no evil see no evil