#in my defense i can hold waaaaaay more liquor than it looks like I should be able to

[myattman]

The bartender getting me a second drink in 3 minutes prolly like. Oh this twink is going to become a problem

#in my defense i can hold waaaaaay more liquor than it looks like I should be able to #im fuckin. around 5'3-4 idk atp i randomly grew in my 20s a couple times and i stopped caring to check where im at now #and like. 115-130lbs depending on the alignment of the stars or whatever the fuck makes my body do this #so by all accounts. a single whiteclaw or maybe two should do me in. but i keep ordering vodka cocktails lmao #that said despite the fact that i had a can of soup an hour ago i probably should get at least like. some fries. or something #ACTUALLY. IM GONNA GET BUFF CHICK DIP. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO #(i will be spending too much money tonight. but i deserve a liddol treat :3)