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Divorce lawyer Joseph ciggo sandwich mundane au. You agree.

#ineedaplacetotalk #hes at it again folks

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The body swap outline is sure ✨outlining ✨

[Image ID: white text on a black background reading “Calm, calm…what the fuck face is his body making?” then a bullet point followed by text reading “What the fuck face is his body making? (Toichiro edition)”

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#ineedaplacetotalk #the body swap au has bewitched me

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When the mutupals get going about Joseph from the government

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Sluttiness Ranking of the Super 5

For @shittishittibangbang

5. Minegishi: Lowest tier, he’s completely uninterested in any of it, does not like tentacle jokes about their plants

4. Serizawa: Would actually like to be a little more slutty, but is too self-conscious to put himself out there

3. Shibata: The. muscles. Some people are into that and he’s into people who are into that.

2. Hatori: Nerd in the streets, ho in the sheets and loving it. But also he thinks a well-made bridge is hot (he is correct, but most people don’t see it that way)

1. Shimazaki: Wears skintight leather pants to work. Enough said.

#ineedaplacetotalk #i am not putting this in the show or character tags #issa goof for me and my friends

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I would like to make it happen faster

🥰

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It’s so funny of me to be like ‘please take better care of yourself, friends!’ while sat in the whole-ass ER

#ineedaplacetotalk #i am not a serious person

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[Image ID: tweet in dark mode by @/alenseress: “I need this twink to shag the miserable old man senseless oh my god how can someone be this much of a loser”

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Me when I think about Hatoui

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Being hit by the freight train of a dream last night in which my beloved dilf blorbo, Suzuki Toichiro, had the post-imprisonment job of fry cook.

No one was happy about this, including him. Literally who let this man cook type beat. I don’t think he even knows how.

He had a lil fry cook hat on though

#ineedaplacetotalk #if i could draw i tell yall

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Somehow taking my own face in my hands and gently (with a hint of madness in my eyes) saying “You can’t edit a blank page. You cannot, no no, you cannot edit a blank page into perfection”

#ineedaplacetotalk #help! the perfectionism is back!

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Something something Claw-era josetoi

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Oh gods. Oh no. Another fic idea crashed into me with the question: hey, how did Joseph get into Claw?

Like, was there a process? Did he just show up one day and they were like ‘good enough’? Does Claw do background checks?

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No but I really do think it would be *chefs kiss* if working at a normal human job did actually calm Toich the fuck down and improve his relationship with the world at large. Except him and Joseph’s whatever is just as unhinged as before.

These two dummies are trying to play mind games over onion rings, Joseph’s jacket keeps getting left in the walk-in cooler, the whole nine yards

#ineedaplacetotalk #hi this post is for me and a handful of select mutuals. it doesnt actually make sense

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I click on my notes app and am jumpscared by this, sans context:

But you know what? Thanks, 00:22!Me. Love ya too, buddy

#ineedaplacetotalk #just-past-midnight!midnight is a real card

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Inside my chest there sits an essay about Suzuki Toichiro and fandom being anti-carceral until they aren’t, but, like, I don’t want the beef.

In this only, I am vegetarian

#ineedaplacetotalk #dont talk to dont say nothing to me download jpay etc etc

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It is my firm opinion that the only way to accurately depict hatojosetoi sex is one of those big cartoon dust cloud with the odd limb briefly sticking out

#ineedaplacetotalk #yeah ill say it on main! #can you imagine how bad id become if i had a sideblog? my unique brand of mental illness 24/7

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Think I psyop’d myself into finding Joseph from the government hot.

He’s not even good at his job, and yet

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