#inspired by Dallas' snakeskin shoes lmao

[what-yadoking-likes]

It’s Joy’s interviews, fellas.

This time, she gathers the original four members of the Payday gang, and asks them for their first impressions of each other...

Chains: can I start off? *Joy nods* Thanks. *Turns to face Dallas* I thought you were gonna be a total fucking princess.

Hoxton: *cracking up* you got that one right!

Dallas: *looking indignant* what do you mean, a princess?

Chains: first time I met you, you were wearing those goddamn fuckin’ snakeskin shoes, and I thought, “Here we go, some fucking guy who won’t wanna get blood on his suit, he ain’t gonna last five seconds-”

Hoxton: *crying with laughter* he still has ‘em! He still has those god awful shoes, he keeps them in the office-

Dallas: hey - hey, they are not god awful! 

Chains: alright, alright - hands up who thinks they’re awful.

Wolf, Hoxton and Chains: *raise their hands*

Dallas: *grumbling* *looks into the camera like he’s in The Office*  unbelievable...

#Joy's interviews #Payday #Payday 2 #Payday 2 shitposting #Yado writes #Hoxton #Dallas #Chains #Wolf #first impressions #inspired by Dallas' snakeskin shoes lmao #and the tumblr convos had about them #Joy #is this a shitpost? Who knows