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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years

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Hola Dani 👋🏼 how are you??

Are you about to go...

On us again?

A Fucking Breakup

THE BEGINNING

“Magnus,” Alec swallows, his voice raw and hoarse. “I can explain.”

That always sounds bad, not matter how inocent you are those words would make you sound guilty, which my twin is!!

“Well,” Magnus says and removes Alec’s hands from his face. “Now you do.”

That was rough!!! I'm sorry for my twin I know he fucked up bad and that saying sorry sometimes isn't enough but I hate to see him in pain...

On the other hand, good for you Magnus, you don't need that lying hoe in your life...!!

What?? I can simp from two fronts 😎

THE MIDDLE

Twitter is starting to feel like the real villain of the story 😒

It had always been his vice with Magnus.

His need to know everything.

Very unhealthy of you!!

He is pretty sure he is no longer entitled to know the things he wants to know.

Ok but... being married to a person doesn't mean you're entitled to their entire history also I'm pretty sure Magnus would tell you anything if you ask nicely!!

Alec had half expected Raphael to share an angry tweet about how he would rather impale himself on Cleopatra’s Needle than date Magnus - because he had in fact actually said those words out loud once.

Can't relate but what a fantastic quote 🤣🤣

And of course, there was a new hashtag.

#GetAlecLaid

OMG 🤣 was this Maxwell??

It did not help that Max had shared an insta story with a screenshot of the list and said ‘as if he could pull adam lambert lmao”

I knew my chaotic child wouldn't stay away from that 🤣🤣🤣

“You don’t get to break my heart and tell me how to fix it.”

This quote 🤯

Fuck everyone who is in it.

I wanna know who made the list 🙃

He likes gifs.

He loves them.

AQKDLQLQL...!!! THIS RIGHT HERE!! My fellow homies homos and hoes I'm claiming this 2 lines for myself, consider yourselves notified 😌

Max and Magnus have made up a couple of weeks ago – to Alec’s fucking relief.

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Because if there is even a 0.001% that he will get back together with Magnus, he will hold onto it.

As will I...!!!

Because there is a tiny voice inside his that tells him that Magnus doesn’t want him anymore.

That voice is gaslighting you so bad it probably sounds like Camille 😨

He is just gonna have to spill his champagne on his coat “accidentally” and remove his coat so he can reveal what is underneath.

🤣🤣 I can only think of Shinyun

“What? It’s just fever,” Max groans. “It’ll go away.”

Is he faking it just to avoid David??

“I was going to go to Philly before going to the party,” Alec replies.

It's happening!!!

Alec grabs them and throws it right back at her. “Bring out the Maserati.”

Hoe behavior at it's finest!!

Alec shrugs off his coat and Ben literally screams and starts hooting.

The ONLY valid reaction to my twin's hotness 🤣🤣

Ben, um, is a bit of an alcoholic.

Ok, so we let Rafe mi bebé precioso hang out with this man, knowing this without asking any questions??? I know Rafe is an adult ok but he is also a child 😭

“Nice! You came to the right place,” Ben grins and jumps off the couch and then holds out his hand.

Ok sooo... Ben is a mess but he is a funny mess 🤣

“Ah. Okay. I thought his scary girlfriend told him not to talk to me,” Ben chuckles. “She does not approve of me.”

Biggest red flag ever!!! Anjali is a Godess and knows best!!!

Alec finds that ridiculous. Who wouldn’t want a Magnus?

Right? Sorry Ben can't relate

Alec slams his fist into the motherfucker’s face. The man groans in pain and clutches his nose.

Alec NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alec lunges forward and punches the dark-haired asshole and grabs him by his collar. “First of all, he killed his dad. Do your research. Second of all, my husband is not the crazy one, I am.”

I can hear Lily and Maia groaning from here 😓

David 🥰😍👋🏼😍🥰

This is so not the reaction Alec was going for.

You would have gotten the reaction you wanted if you hadn’t gone to see Benjamin!!!!!

Alec takes Magnus’ hand and puts it on his chest. “Here.”

😭😭😭

Oh Alec 😭

THE END

I'm not ready for this part

“You love him.”

Max opens his eyes.

“Yes.”

Of course he does!! 🥰🥰

Dad lets out a sigh. “I want you to tell me everything. All of it. From the top. Do you hear me?”

Yes, please talk 🙌🏼🙌🏼

Note to self: Maybe ask David if he wants to withstand this shit?

He does!!! Go get your man!! Maybe hug your dad first because he is on sadness level 100

Note to self: Literally, no one is perfect...Except for David.

Note to self: LISTEN TO THE GAY YODA.

Please change his contact name to Gay Yoda 🤣🤣

He almost looks like he is going to cry again.

No please if you start crying then I'll start crying

Note to self: Try reading one of David's favorite books.

I suggest you start with RWRB

“Oh my god,” the woman covers her mouth with a hand. “Have you two been-”

I honestly thought Alec would be the last one to find out!!

“No!” Lexi squeaks. “I’m literally shooketh right now.”

🤣🤣🤣 my precious twin... all my siblings are crazy!!

Nooooo why are they fighting???

Max feels the tears on his face. But he doesn’t make any effort to wipe them away.

😭😭😭😭

Note to self: He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving. He is leaving.

Note to Dani: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

“I heard you were leaving to Cambridge,” Max manages a smile and stands up, passing the things back to David. “I came to say goodbye.”

What the fuck Maxwell????

Cry one last time for me, sweetheart.

Noooooo noooooo... IS MAVID!! 😭😭😭😭😭 Daniiii...!!!

Max swallows the tears inside his throat. “You…You gave Rafael your earrings. You left a letter to dad. But you didn’t give me anything.”

Oh Max 😭😭😭

Note to self: See? You’re good for something!

YOU'RE AMAZING MAX!!!

“Okay,” Max manages to say. “Now I’m feeling better about not getting any diamonds from you.”

Bapak lets out a shaky laugh. He kisses Max on the head.

Ok this is weird but it is the first time ever I've understood what a shaky laugh is because I just did it 🤣

I would never miss a David performance for a makeout session. Rip to malec but I am different!

Right?? Who the fuck does that??

I'm crying in Mavid right now 😭

Thank you Dani 💚💚💚💚

THE GIFS. THE FUCKING GIFS. I CAN'T.

Also i loved the GoT references so much.

Thank you for making me laugh as always <3

#tlnd

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caredogstips · 7 years

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Twitter was all all about politics and celebrity spats this week

To announce Twitter became a bit hectic this week is an understatement. Disputes and taking sides went on for the entire seven days, to running high levels of bitterness.

From Trump vs. Hillary to Taylor vs. Kanye to Ghostbusters vs. Hordes of Angry Dudes, Twitter has become as much of a battleground as ever. But thoughts werent all bad, as people got good information from My Chemical Romance and even merrily married their re-tweeters( in one specific case ).

SEE ALSO: Obviously Pokmon Go and Calvin Harris dominated Twitter this week

1. Mike Pence shares a vice-presidential Chili’s lunch

Busy weekend in NY! Experiencing a speedy dinner with the family at @Chilis. Looking forward to getting back to Indiana. pic.twitter.com/ SUFjYcvQpH

Mike Pence (@ mike_pence) July 16, 2016

Like most legislators who receive good information, Mike Pence celebrated following the announcement that he would be actuality TV ace and Republican nominee Donald Trumps pick for vice president.

But unlike most grand galas, it happened at a Chilis restaurant, and the scorning Pence received initiated him to the world of presidential elections, although he most definitely enjoyed his snack. Too, in a creepy construction, his daughters reflection is missing from the mirror.

2. Woman goes wedded through bookstore’s Twitter

Dear reader, I married him #noreally #yeahidunnohoweither pic.twitter.com/ OKuosKzdJL

Victoria (@ VictoriaO_B) July 17, 2016

In 2012, a Twitter user called Victoria Carlin jokingly tweeted that she was in love with whomever was posting nerdy notes on the Waterstones bookstores account.

The Waterstones account responded, and shortly after, Carlin called the bookstore to meet its Tweeter.

One thing led to another and they got married( not Carlin and Waterstones, Carlin and Waterstones employee Jonathan OBrien ).

3. Leslie Jones busts racists and misogynist trolls

Stop saying ignore them or that’s just the way it is. Cause that’s bullshit. Everybody knows an asshole check them for their hate.

Leslie Jones (@ Lesdoggg) July 19, 2016

While Twitter users dissing the all-female Ghostbusters remake for supposedly non-sexist reasonableness is nothing brand-new, thoughts reached a boiling point when various self-appointed guards of the Ghostbusters franchise threw hideously racist and sexist slurs toward actress Leslie Jones, who plays ghostbuster Patty Tolan in the film.

Jones ultimately decided to stop stymie them and start testifying her partisans some of the stupidity molted been receiving.

4. U.K. heat wave melts good manners and this dog

Make sure to keep your dogs chill in the #UKheatwave, otherwise they will thaw. pic.twitter.com/ kgW7ChXElX

Scott Jordan Harris (@ ScottFilmCritic) July 18, 2016

Britain had a particularly red-hot era lately, with temperatures over 30 magnitudes Celsius( which would be around 90 degrees Fahrenheit ). Unprepared for the heat wave, Brits deterred themselves cool by tweeting off steam throughout the day about how miserably red-hot it was.

5. Ruby Rose calls out Kardashian popular children for bullying

@ChloeGMoretz @0hbubbl3s @khloekardashian Yo Khloe I thought you were rad when I matched you but this is awful and this is a 19 year old girl.

Ruby Rose (@ RubyRose) July 18, 2016

While the Taylor Swift v. Kanye West spat has been all-encompassing to its implementation of personalities whove noticed their space into it, frictions reached a strange breaking point when Khloe Kardashian responded to actress Chloe Grace Moretzs sympathetic Swift tweet, and actress Ruby Rose had to step in.

Particularly, Kardashian destroyed any promise of a civil debate by tweeting a nude photo she claimed was Moretz, something Moretz denied. The Orange is the New Black actress decided a grown-up adult bullying the 19 -year-old Moretz swept all sorts of rows, announcing the 32 -year-old Khloes behavior awful.

6. Hillary Clinton recollects being friends with her critics

Senator McConnell can be very complimentarywhen you’re not on the ballot. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/ RA9bCeaDht

Hillary Clinton (@ HillaryClinton) July 20, 2016

With the Republican National Convention in full swing, some speakers have been insulting Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton more often than theyve been praising Trump, perhaps a side effect of Trumps tightened rise to superpower among establishment Republicans.

But Clinton, or rather her social crew, would let the poking go without a reaction. She posted personalized tweets for many of her biggest pundits , noting how they used to praise her before the nasty referendum cycle began.

7. My Chemical Romance posts cryptic release year for … something

pic.twitter.com/ kpr4a 5mu80

My Chemical Romance (@ MCRofficial) July 20, 2016

Rock party My Chemical Romance( lead singer Gerard Way doesnt like to be called emo) tweeted out a cryptic 30 -second video, peculiarity a nondescript flag waving patriotically while the intro to their hymn, Welcome to the Black Parade, plays in the background.

In typical teaser mode, the video ended with the date 9/23/ 16, observing September 23 as apparently the exhaust of a new album. Love unsurprisingly embarked freaking out.

8. X-Files sun find childhood photo of devotee Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon, we have something in common& it’s not slimy dark-green happenings. #Ghostbusters #thefutureisfemale pic.twitter.com/ 5m00Xk5CET

Gillian Anderson (@ GillianA) July 18, 2016

Counted amongst the followers of the new Ghostbusters movie is actress Gillian Anderson, famous for playing special agent Dana Scully on The X-Files , who noticed something she has in common with ghostbuster/ comedian Kate McKinnon( who plays Jillian Holtzmann in the movie ).

It is about to change McKinnon was a big X-Files follower back in the working day with her Agent Scully Halloween costume. Perhaps busting specters and immigrants/ the government isnt so different.

9. Garry Marshall is recollected by his Happy Days stars

GARRY MARSHALL Rest In Peace .. Thank you for my professional life. Thank you for your love, friendship and magnanimity.

Henry Winkler (@ hwinkler4real) July 20, 2016

Younger folks may be less familiar with filmmaker Garry Marshall, developer of the iconic 1970 s sitcom Happy Days as well as targeting films like Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts. But numerous, numerous personalities worked with him during his long job, and he received a long list of adoration sendoffs.

One of “the worlds largest” stroking came from performer Henry Winkler, best known as the leather jacket-clad Fonzie on Happy Days, who credited Marshall with helping start his career.

10. #FilmsThatAreCheesy takes happens a tad literally

The hunger plays: Catching Feta #FilmsThatAreCheesy pic.twitter.com/ aeEsLrPuWh

Dee (@ xDeemax) July 21, 2016

On a lighter memo, the week conclude with the trending hashtag Movies That Are Cheesy, which may have originally meant something like shabby movies, but immediately changed course to cheese puns and cheesy photoshops.

Fantastic Bries and Where to Find Them and a glob of feta Photoshopped over Katniss Everdeens face were some of the, ahem, cheesier examples.

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