#it's honestly for the best bc I would frothing foaming bubbling over more than I already am 😔🔫

[ventiswampwater]

the actual reason that there is LITERALLY all of 2 minutes of house of wax interview/blooper content w/brian is bc they KNEW that in 2022 some stupid bitch would be animorphing into a howler monkey and wailing when she saw this content. producers wanted to keep her working her 9-5 job. Not making a mess of her zoo enclosure looking at man with fluffy hair giggle

#house of wax production team? on their corporate girlboss shit #there is. a full HOUR and a half. a MOVIE. length behind-the-scenes monstrosity!!! #about elisha. and paris. and chad. and soggy spaghetti supernatural man. like. an mtv exclusive hdhsjshsjjshjs #and 2 MINUTES of brian. on the internet. yes i know bc yes I scoured the wastelands of the internet at 2am for more bc I am CLINICALLY #a POTATO!!!! #it's honestly for the best bc I would frothing foaming bubbling over more than I already am 😔🔫 #like. it's a good move on their part for my sanity. but also i am very very very insulted #the one minute clip of him laughing and smiling and being goofy has me in a chokehold!!! A CHOKEHOLD!!!! #bc. like. are u gonna sit there and look me square in the face and tell me. that is all he said. #a minute worth. when he's like in gushing excited puppy mode????? bc i think the fuck not #where's the rest of the FOOTAGE???? WHERE IS IT #me goin on an indiana jones fuckin crusade adventure journey 2 unearth it like. sbsisjhsjshsjsj #sam speaks