#it's mostly orange ladybugs around here which are apparently full of toxins. sir why are you scrambling so hard i cannot eat u

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Ladybug season. I am escorting so many small, horny beasts out of the building. 🐞 Sir, get out

#gale chatter #notsfw text #they are so small. they do not bite me & usually freeze once i grab them #but one fell on the floor it was like the world's worst experience of dropping a tiny pill but this time it moved #& actively did not want me to pick it up #it's mostly orange ladybugs around here which are apparently full of toxins. sir why are you scrambling so hard i cannot eat u