#jango: ''i want my son to have a better childhood than i had!'' me: ''cool! that's very admirable—''

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jango fett really is the master of starting out a thought in wholesome territory and then just gradually letting it devolve into borderline fridge horror, huh.

#jango fett #boba fett #jango: ''i want my son to have a better childhood than i had!'' me: ''cool! that's very admirable—'' #jango: ''by constantly criticizing him and forcing him to be perfect despite the fact that he's literally ten!'' me: ''wait'' #jango: ''that's what he was born and raised for! PERFECTION AND NOTHING LESS.'' me: ''please sir.... go to therapy'' #or #''i love my son! i'm proud of my son! but don't worry: i keep my affection on a drip-feed system bc love is WEAKNESS'' #''and i don't want my son to be WEAK'' #expanded universe writers either portrayed jango as Most Unproblematic SW Dad of All Time #or like he's trying to 100% his list of ''non-abusive ways to mess up my son'' #with not much in-between #to that one expanded universe comic writer who wrote jango throwing a terrified boba into a monster's den: i'm looking directly at you #star wars meta