#jaskier walks into the photo session and sees the most beautiful people he's ever seen in his life

[inanoldhousewrites]

Today, I'm thinking about successful romance novelist Jaskier, who just completed the last book in his popular series. The publishing company is doing a reprint for a box set, and Jaskier is invited to see the cover photos taken.

I'm thinking about him walking and seeing the models, Geralt Rivia and Yennefer Vengerberg, posing as his characters, put into scenarios HE wrote, and having a panic about it.

#jaskier walks into the photo session and sees the most beautiful people he's ever seen in his life #his agent tells him they are HIS CHARACTERS #every raunchy scene he's ever written flashes through his mind with these models transposed as the characters #he does not handle it well #he keeps trying to chat them up in between shots which annoys everyone working SO MUCH #that finally Yennefer says 'if we agree to go out for drinks after will you let us donout job?' #he agrees (embarrassed) but Geralt and Yennefer think he's super cute so they weren't really annoyed #he doesn't expect them to have read his books but then Geralt suggests they reenact the scene from the third book #and Jaskier knows he's never coming back from this