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jaxfromthatcircus · 7 days
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[mod coffee: I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY GUYS HE HAS A GUN]
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unfunnyaceartist · 2 months
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THIS IS SATIRE I WROTE THIS TO GET A GOOD LAUGH LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAJusgheisujkd
I am so sorry. Time to post my sleep deprived Y/N story that i dont care enough to spell check
WARNING: GIRLBOSSING AND QUIRKINESS AHEAD
I wake up and stretch, rubbing the sleep from my sparkling blue orbs. I walk over to the mirror and throw on a hoodie and toss my long hair into a messy bun so it doesn't majestically flow in the wind due to my not-like other-girls-ness, because i'm not like other girls. I put my nerdy glasses on and grab a book because im so quirky. I walk downstairs, sighing. Why must I be so average? Life is so boring. I enter the kitchen to make my usual breakfast of plain toast when i'm stopped by my Aunt! (My real mom is dead and my father is absent) “ No.” “Why not auntiewauntie boobear uwu” I look at her with puppy dog eyes. “Because one direction wanted to adopt you.” “WHAAAAAT” I shout, my azure eyes widening. “Yeah but they realized you were too cool for them.” “Awww shucks. So what happened after that?” “This bunny wanted you so i gave you to him in exchange for a button.” “IS THAT REALLY ALL IM WORTH?” I sob dramatically. Before I can argue further, a smexy periwinkle rabbitoid who looked like hed never brushed his teeth walked in. “Hey babygirl” He says. I swoon “H-h-h-hey” I say nervously, twirling my hair around my finger despite it being in a bun. I look away shyly. “Y-you w-wanted m-m-m-me?” I ask, whipping my head around quirkily to look at him again, eyes hopeful. I wanted to feel wanted. “Yes youre so hot and gorgeous and not like other girls and so im gonna marry you” “WHAT y-you can't just do that!” “I just did” He then picked me up and tossed me over his shoulder, effectively kidnapping me. “How could you do this” I exclaim “Because youre so quirky and thats really hot and yeah” “WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?” I ask, arguing because im just that quirky. “Mine now shut up before i tie you up. But youd like that wouldnt you” He winks. I blush. “Don't say that you baka” I pout cutely because im just that different “Now put me down” “Alright” He winks twice “Are you signaling for help?” “No what-?” I walk away “Bye loser! See you n- OOF” I am then struck by a car and die on impact. Jax runs over ans starts sobbing. The queen of englands ghost, one direction, Obama, peppa pig, dora the explorer, my long lost dad, sssniperwolf, and the rock all attend my funeral and sob over the loss of the quirkiest girl they knew. The girl who would read at parties and get Harry Styles in a millisecond. At least I died a slay girlboss queen.
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jaxfromthatcircus · 2 months
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This is why yalls orders are taking so long btw.
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jaxfromthatcircus · 5 months
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[DAILY FUCKING REMINDER NOT TO SEND WEIRD SEXUAL SHIT TO ANY OF THE TADC ASKBLOG ACCOUNTS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE ACTUALLY TALKING TO AND NEITHER DO WE. WE'RE REAL PEOPLE BEHIND THE BLOGS AND YALL WHO DO THIS ARE GROSS. SRS.]
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jaxfromthatcircus · 6 months
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@bunchofrandompeoplecrew (gangle)
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jaxfromthatcircus · 6 months
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found some... interesting... fanfics......
why are you guys like this
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jaxfromthatcircus · 6 months
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Hey, it's me and this is my blog
SO guess what? I found acess to one of those funky computers that Caine keeps in secret... And made this! Isn't it cool? Eh, not like I have anything better to do anyways.
So I guess you people from the interneet can send me some cool asks about how things are going here, I just won't spill secrets okay?
...Who am I kidding, of course I will.
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Warnings!
Be mindful that this blog is both based in canon AND headcanons, so some stuff might not be completely "in character". If you see something that you dislike, remember that the character IS an asshole but also the mod's just having fun with it lol don't need to harass anyone because of a silly gag.
This blog may contain mentions of drug and alcohol use as well as heavy topics like mental breakdowns, panic, and similar. Sexual topics and suicidal topics will be kept to a minimum but may always happen, so viewer discretion is advised.
Be aware that the person behind the blog AND the character are adults. Do not send any sexual shit to me if you're a minor.
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Meet the crew!
You can check out other blogs that I mainly interact with here! Amazing masterlist by yours @ask-abstracted-kaufmo truly, go give em some love!!
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Why did you not answer me?
If I did not answer your ask yet, there might be a reason:
- I'm sleeping or working
- I am searching for a more appropriate answer to the question (if it relates to canon stuff)
- There was an exactly same ask sooner so I'm killing two birds with one stone
- I'm editing an image for the ask
- I'm not following the order or the asks for a funny reason
- Too many asks, mod is sorry for this one-
- Update March 24: hhhh not great era, I'm sorry if I may take long but managing life has been crazy rn
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The children!
So far we have 9 kid anons that Jax is caring for
That doesn't mean you can't make your own silly anons to interact too, bring your ocs, it's fine! This is just a list of adopted children.
[Last update on 22/04/2024]
So far, we got:
cool anon
foreheadkisser
clown
lav
sleepy
strawberry
patchwork
pastel
phoenix
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Roleplaying
"This is how Jax talks! Hi darlin' ;)"
This is how we're gona describe actions and anything that is not to be said out loud.
[mod coffee: and this is how yours truly, mod coffee, will appear here once in a while! hello ;) ]
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Extras!
Other blogs also ran by me are @jaxrabbitoid-thehuman, @dogday-shines-bright and @ask-theredcrown check it out if you feel like it!
I made a mod blog where you can reach out to me! It's @mod-coffee-is-here!
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jaxfromthatcircus · 4 months
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★✮Welcome to the Slumber Party✮★
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Today, for surprises, the door for Jax's room is open, but of course he's sitting right by it to make sure that no sneaky uninvited person comes in today.
Today was for his kids only, they deserved something special after all!
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[@the-alcoholic-strawberry @littleladylav @phoenix-parentfriend @tye-the-archivist @yejehehe4746 @floweranonymous @anonymousclownn @patchwork-the-fox @fluffyr0cky @xxmoonduskxx @fourheadskisser ]
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jaxfromthatcircus · 7 days
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"FUCK- FUCK FUCK FUCK-"
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jaxfromthatcircus · 5 months
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i can't believe those lesbians got married
write it down people, this is one of my greatest acomplishment as their wingman
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jaxfromthatcircus · 26 days
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"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!"
"YOU SUCKERS!!"
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jaxfromthatcircus · 4 months
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★Jax is... *sigh* currently breaking plates on the kitchen out of boredom★
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★Uhm...★
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jaxfromthatcircus · 4 months
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"I might have to start planning a holidays dinner.... What do you guys like to eat?"
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jaxfromthatcircus · 4 months
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Okay everyone, gather up!!
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"Well everyone gave suggestions on what we should have in the holidays dinner so I hope yall like it, everyone serve yourselves, you animals!"
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jaxfromthatcircus · 2 months
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★In honor of the new THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS video★
★BLOG IS BACK AS ACTIVE AS EVER★
★SEND IN YOUR MCDONALD'S ASKS TO COME CELEBRATE IN OUR MACCAS★
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jaxfromthatcircus · 5 months
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He headed back into the other Jax’s circus, ready to hang out, his face still a little warm.
Man, his Ragatha had really made fun of that wedding outfit he had come back in. Teasing him about it till he had gotten to his room.
But that didn’t matter right now, what mattered was hanging out with the other Jax.
As he looked for him, he thought about the outfit he was now wearing. It was his usual outfit, except he was wearing a light sweater under his overalls. The sweater was the same blue as the heart on his overall pocket. Along with a shiny strawberry pin pinned onto the sweater.
He thought it looked nice, but he hoped that the other Jax would like it too.
“Other me?”
-@soft-sweet-bun
It was silent, maybe the other Jax was in his room?
Of course he was, he was excited to finally go out with his bunny like they planned to, and after so many trouble, they deserved some calm time alone too.
He finished dressing up, although it didn't take him a long time, it was just his normal attire but with a half-sleeved black hoodie on top, some weird jewelry and all star sneakers adapted to his rabbit feet. Did anyone ever actually see him dressing up in anything else? That was an event, I guess.
He left him room and made sure to lock it twice with a key, kept in a necklace now.
It's time!
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