#just his existing snazzy black clothes and a new kind of woman who'd love to fuck him

[ladystoneboobs]

theon's thoughts of his existing black wardrobe when considering the watch has been talked of plenty, but let's not ignore the rest of this fantasy which is imo even funnier. bc a) he remembers jon snow joining the nw as a selling point but fails to consider what it would mean to meet jon again after taking wf and supposedly killing bran and rickon and b) he describes it as a life of honor but assumes he can bed wildling women, which watchmen usually see as the most dishonorable kind of sex, not just patronizing the whores south of the wall but sleeping with the enemy. his newly-turned and fleeting ambitions of captaining a ship at eastwatch, rising to first ranger and even lord commander look downright logical and realistic compared with forgetting the celibacy vows and the motive he's just given jon snow--who never really liked him to begin with--to oathbreak by murdering him on sight. (tho, funnily enough he is kinda foreshadowing jon's soon approaching experience of sex with a wildling woman and facing accusations that his black cloak was indeed turned, even after rising to the position of lord commander. biggest difference is jon did not plan and go looking for a wildling lover, was unaware of his own possible princehood, and ygritte likely would not care about jon's royalty except to joke about it if they did know.)

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf meta #theon greyjoy #asoiaf #jonathan snowflake starkgaryen #i am no stark #dance theon is the story #but clash!theon you not only get pity for theon and those he harms + horror wrt ramsay theres moments of amusement still w his thoughts #one could also say jon was taking after theon w his greater focus on archery after returning to castle black #but theon doesnt even think of how his skills w a bow could be useful up there #just his existing snazzy black clothes and a new kind of woman who'd love to fuck him #(c)lsb