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levithestripper · 3 years

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☀️✨The Van Der Linde Gang's Favorite Part of Your Body☀️✨

Ya know how some men are ass men and others are boob guys? Yeah that’s what we’re doing today. Sit down and shut up you whores.

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Arthur is a stomach/thighs kinda guy. He loves to rub up and down your belly with his rough hands, trailing down to your thighs and squeezing them, regardless of how big or small they are. He’ll lay his head down in your lap as you read fantasy stories to him. He looks up at you lovingly, snuggling into your embrace.

Bill is DEFINITELY a boob/chest man. When you’re laying down somewhere, Bill will come up to you and plant his face in your chest. Sometimes he will motorboat you, regardless of who is around to see or hear him.

Alright don’t judge me, but Charles is an ass man. He just loves the way it fits so perfectly in his large hands. When you’re sitting at the campfire or bending over to grab something, he’ll walk by and grab your ass discreetly. If you’re sitting by the campfire, he’ll sit down next to you and wrap an arm around your waist; a hand trailing down to grab your ass then quickly moves back up to the small of your back before anyone notices. A close second for him would be your hips or thighs.

Dutch is a boob/chest guy, no doubt about it. Dutch will have you lay down on your back so he could rest his head on your chest. There he will talk about his day or another speech he was planning on writing soon. Other days he’ll ask you to read Evelyn Miller to him. It was hard to refuse those adorable puppy eyes he gave you.

Once again, we have another boob/chest guy on our list. Javier is more handsy with you, unlike Dutch and Bill who are more modest about their desires. He’ll come up from behind you and surprise you by slapping his hands over your chest and squeezing. Don’t mind him, he’s just feelin’ what’s his.

My boy John is a thigh guy. Huzzah, a man of quality! If you walk over to him when he’s sitting down somewhere and you straddle him, do not expect him to be a gentleman. Other times, he will place his hands on your hips, pull you closer, and make out with you like the world’s ending tomorrow.

Y’all know city boy Josiah loves the curve of your hips and the small of your back. Dare and tell me I’m wrong. He will place his hands on your hips and trail them around to your lower back, bringing you in close for a chaste kiss. He’ll run his hands through your hair, pushing it away from your face so he could plant a kiss on your forehead. You know, because he’s a gentleman like that. He’s from Saint Denis™ goddammit so he’s gonna be chivalrous if it’s the last thing he does.

Alright, Kieran will stare at your lips ‘till the cows come home. He loves them. He adores how soft and round and full they are. If he had the choice, he would gently kiss you for hours upon hours by the scout campfire. Not a full blown make out session, but soft, sensual kisses with his hands cupping your cheeks, his head tilted to the side and beard brushing over your chin repeatedly. You both pull away every so often for air, going back to kissing right after.

Lenny is probably a thigh guy, like John. There’s just something about having those legs wrapped around him, it does things to him. He likes to have you on your back with your legs on either side of his waist while he sits on his legs. (like this).

Micah’s an ass man, clear as day. You’ll be walking around camp, doing chores or something.You bend over to pick something up and he’ll run from across the fucking camp to slap your ass. He slaps it like they’re fucking bongos. Don’t try and stop him either, he’ll just find new ways to touch your ass.

Ah, Sean. He’s a boob/chest guy for sure. He’ll figure different ways to play with your chest throughout the day, or he’ll think about different things to call it. Mostly it’s just stupid Irish words that you can’t understand but they make him giggle so you’re okay with it. Sean looks so cute laying on your chest, big emerald green eyes looking up at you sweetly, begging you to feed him more of whatever you’ve been snacking on.

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poisedalacrity-blog · 5 years

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👋 – spanking them on the booty ; k but she's snacking it like bongos Veles u r more than welcomed to round house kick her

touch meme – accepting

At first she doesn’t understand why Boss took to humming the Jaws theme over their private link–he typically only did that if he planned on bouncing himself off of her head in a fit of aggressive affection, though her Ghost was simply hovering beside her and not making any move to inch his way closer. The pieces all clicked together, however, when Ichor’s hand slapped her rump.

Squeaking and jolting, the Hunter’s head cranes ‘round to fixate her with a long, blank stare amid the rapid smacking of the booty. Her eyes beg the question, ‘why?’. There’s only one thing the Nightstalker can do–dodge away from her hand and sidestep behind her to retaliate by bringing her hand up and slapping Ichor’s ass back, just hard enough for her palm to make a decent little smack noise on contact.

“Listen, you.” The turns have been tabled, now she is the one making a drum of Ichor’s booty. Feel free to knock her lights out in return, Ichor, she’s earned it.

#veles vc: if u touch my butt im gonna touch ur butt right back >:|#thebloodofosiris #;; ᵃⁿ ᵒᵇˢᵉʳᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵒʳᵉ {IN CHARACTER}#;; ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰᶦⁿᵉ {ICHOR}

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