#k: tuari

[raitrolling]

❗ nan do u believe lonnen will actually be safe from the fate you foresaw for him?

= <|>... Want to bel<|>eve so. That’s what I want to bel<|>eve for every troll’s fate <|> see, that they take my pred<|>ctions to heart and choose to do whatever they can to l<|>ve. =

= <|> do hope <|>’m not being too optimistic <|>n hoping h<|>s fr<|>ends and co-workers w<|>ll be w<|>ll<|>ng to help h<|>m out when <|> cannot. K<|>ndness begets k<|>ndness, so <|>’m sure he has other all<|>es who are just as hosp<|>table to h<|>m as he has been to me. And <|>’d l<|>ke to observe when <|> can, but <|> do not wish for my <|>ntent<|>ons to come across as <|>nvading h<|>s pr<|>vacy. =

= <|>f all else fa<|>ls, <|> know what name to look out for <|>n the n<|>ghtly ob<|>tuaries, but <|>t always breaks my heart to recogn<|>se trolls <|>n the newspaper. =

#nancor pharom #divinebastet #asks

[shroudingmists]

Re: the Guardian post You can still fuck an inanimate object

Y E S, yes, I know you can still fuck an inanimate object–I saw that one episode of the show with the guy and the car and the…yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so like. Putting this in perspective for all the INCORRIGIBLE INANIMATE-OBJECT FUKKLERS who kept telling me this–CONSIDER:

Cheran: The clan’s gemstone mines. Did she find a gem-shaped dildo down there? W h o k n o w s. Did she just hump the wall like “YEAH GREAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, WOO.” I dunno’–but I’m laughin’ at the possibilities.

Ainakea: The clan grounds. Now technically, she does have all of its residents as her Charge-by-Proxy…in which case she’s…fucked one of her Charge-by-Proxys. HM. Does she still pass?? Technically?? She hasn’t humped the clan grounds yet, so I think so??

Sinann: The Gladeveins. The entire Gladeveins. Just goes out into the water and h u m p h u m p h u m p that water. She’d probably enjoy it though, the weirdo. SOMEONE GET HER A GLADEVEINS SPIRIT.

Aharon: The Amber Temple. Again, the inhabitants are Charge-by-Proxy, and he and Tuari have a thing. So…t e c h n i c a l l y…(But he hasn’t humped a wall. Lately.)

HA. Lord. So, like. In the case of Charge-by-Proxy, I guess Ainakea and Aharon failed that portion. Whoops.

…

Does it count if Sinann has fucked in the Gladeveins?? ‘Cause she has!!

#C: Cheran #C: Ainakea #C: Sinann #C: Aharon #...gosh darn CHARGE FUKKLERS!!